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Breaking: Naturopath cures man’s general malaise and non-specific pain in only 5 weeks

NEW YORK, NY – Naturopath and Reiki master Paul Therro has done the impossible: cure a man of his non-specific pain and discomfort in under 6 weeks, something Therro says is unheard of in conventional medicine.

science, vaccines, cancer
All patients in new vaccine trial have cancer, trial allowed to continue anyway

LONDON, UK – A trial for a new vaccine is underway in England and the.

Science, Vaccines, Med School, Satire
Anti-vaccer still can’t “get it” after science explained for the 349th time

SEATTLE, WA – Local anti-vaccine advocate Ryan Derp, 33, has had the science behind vaccines explained to him almost 350 times by the latest estimate.

Science, Vaccines, Med School, Satire
Neil deGrasse Tyson really regretting that Pluto tattoo

NEW YORK, NY – Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson is reportedly really regretting his now infamous.

Science, Vaccines, Med School, Satire
Texas school blames “Immaculate infection” for chlamydia outbreak

Maverick School District officials met Friday to reaffirm the high school’s Bible-based sex education program.

Science, Vaccines, Med School, Satire
CDC to roll out new HIBRVMMRVDTaPHepAHPV vaccine next fall

ATLANTA, GA – The CDC has made a big announcement today, confirming the rumors of a new, super vaccine.