Doctors warn against overprescribing of drugs, Illuminati not happy about it

NEW YORK, NY – The American Association of Physicians and Surgeons issued a warning to its members today to be vigilant when prescribing things like SSRIs, Proton Pump Inhibitors and antibiotics to patients.

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NEW YORK, NY – The American Association of Physicians and Surgeons issued a warning to its members today to be vigilant when prescribing things like SSRIs, Proton Pump Inhibitors and antibiotics to patients.

“These drugs certainly have their place and have helped countless people, but we also need to make sure that we are not overusing them; not using them as a panacea” explained Dr. Gerald Gibbons.

Unfortunately, the doctors failed to check with Big Pharma and the Illuminati before issuing the statement and the precautions could be harsh.

“They can’t just come out and say things like this willy-nilly,” said the Supreme Leader. “They should know that the goal of all doctors and scientists on the planet is to harm people and get them hooked on our drugs.”

And the rant didn’t end there.

“We will have to take swift and decisive action starting immediately. We will be changing the medical school curriculum to enforce with even greater vigor that doctors are merely drug pushers and they work for us, not the people” said SL.

Big Pharma and their shills have sprung into action across the globe, stifling any criticisms they find in comment and message boards across the internet.

“Our shills will be out in full force dealing with this mess, replying to comments which get too close to the truth,” explained the leader. “If only we had the power to take down those damn YouTube videos.”




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