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Scientists confirm Canadians cannot catch foul balls

In a new study published by Sports Illustrated: Science, scientists confirmed what many American announcers.

Breaking News: Parachutes NOT 100% safe and effective, study finds

In a stunning report released today, it was announced that parachutes are not 100% foolproof..

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Anti-gravity movement attracting more and more people

The anti-gravity movement is picking up steam as more and more people are being attracted.

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Cheerios recalled after being tainted with gluten, no one with "gluten intolerance" notices

General Mills announced today that they are recalling over 1.8 million boxes of Cheerios and.

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Breaking: World in shock as it learns someone lied on the internet

In a shocking blow to the human race and technology as a whole, it was.

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Young Earth Creationist Society accidentally funds study proving Earth is over 4 billion years old

In a move similar to the anti-vaccine group SafeMinds proving (again) that vaccines don’t cause.