Whole Foods introduces completely made up healthy sounding vegetable

Whole Foods Inc. has announced they will begin to sell an all-new, recently discovered, all-organic.

Donald Trump wants to build huge wall of Measles along Mexican border

Donald Trump was at it again this past weekend vowing that if he is elected.

Local man switches to all organic diet, wallet continues to lose weight

Local account manager Steven Dedrick recently read a blog post about how eating organic can.

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Breaking: Anti-vaccine group NVIC arrested on torture charges

The National Vaccine Information Network’s top leaders were arrested today on charges of torturing data,.

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Laughter actually second best medicine, study finds

A new study released today in The Lancet concluded that laughter is actually the second.

Local boy unable to trade any of his lunch with friends

Timmy O’Toole, best known for his kickball skills and getting the measles, was disappointed again.