Foreign-trained surgeon voted employee of the month at local restaurant

Foreign-trained surgeon voted employee of the month at local restaurant

VANCOUVER, CANADA – Shalih Mamute is a foreign-trained cardiothoracic surgeon, but his education and training are not recognized in Canada. In order to support his family Shalih has taken a job at a local restaurant. By all accounts he is excelling. “Shalih is our best employee” said owner Donny Furcole. “He is never late, is […]

Company grants annoying anti-vaccine employee 5 year maternity leave to keep her away

Company grants annoying anti-vaccine employee 5 year maternity leave to keep her away

CHICAGO, IL – A local computer software company, Pineapple Xpress, granted Victoria Langdon a record-setting 5 year maternity leave. Langdon is a low-level script writer for the company and apparently is quite unpopular with her coworkers. “She is a very big distraction to her coworkers and annoyance to her superiors” said company CEO Seth Hill. […]

Monsanto matches Netflix, announces 1 year parental leave plan for employees

Monsanto matches Netflix, announces 1 year parental leave plan for employees

The agricultural giant, Monsanto, has just announced they are matching Netflix’s new parental leave policy, effective immediately. However, in order to qualify for the leave employees must sign a long and confusing waiver form. The Spudd was able to obtain a copy of the form and a few of the highlights are below: “Employee’s children […]

Anti-vaccine parents charged after using all-natural homemade car seat

Anti-vaccine parents charged after using all-natural homemade car seat

Local parents John and Nancy DeMoss were arrested and charged with child endangerment over the weekend after using a homemade, all-natural carseat for their infant son. The seat consisted of a bed of dried kale and hemp straps. The couple is defending their use of a natural carseat, claiming the government is in league with […]

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