The anti-gravity movement is picking up steam as more and more people are being attracted to the idea. The idea that gravity is “just a theory” and therefor not a fact is indeed catching on.
While technically gravity is a law (only Universal Gravity is a theory) the group insists that is just splitting hairs and are sticking with their anti-gravity advocacy.
“Gravity is just a theory, like evolution or germ theory,” explained anti-gravity advocate Russel Little. “I didn’t expect the movement to attract so many people to be honest. We were in a free-fall for awhile as things got a little heavy handed, but now we are gaining some momentum. The anti-gravity movement is here to stay; no one can put us down.”
The anti-gravity zealots have found some friends among the anti-vaccine and anti-science crowd as one might expect.
“We fully support the anti-gravity movement,” said anti-vaccine cult leader Sherri Tenpenny. “It is all a plot by Big Science in cahoots with Big Pharma to pull the wool over our eyes.”
