World Health Organization classifies Monsanto’s dihydrogen monoxide as “probably carcinogenic”

World Health Organization classifies Monsanto’s dihydrogen monoxide as “probably carcinogenic”

SWITZERLAND – The World Health Organization struck a huge blow against Monsanto today when they classified one of their most used chemicals, dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO), as “probably carcinogenic.” “Monsanto uses this chemical in almost everything they make and studies show that if humans consume too much of it, they will die,” said WHO spokesman Kevin […]

Guest Post: Will driverless cars change our lives for the better?

Guest Post: Will driverless cars change our lives for the better?

Driverless cars are all the rage: Tesla’s autopilot is the perfect way to get through that mindless traffic during your commute, and Google has started a brand new company to handle all of their self-driving car technologies. Even Uber has gotten into the game with self-driving cars in Pittsburgh and San Francisco. Is this new […]

Trump to meet with flat earthers to discuss Planetary Safety Committee

Trump to meet with flat earthers to discuss Planetary Safety Committee

NEW YORK, NY – President-elect Donald Trump announced today that he will be meeting with top ranking flat earth conspiracy theorists to form a Planetary Safety Committee. It was recently announced that Trump is considering appointing anti-vaccine conspiracy nut Robert Kennedy Jr. to form a vaccine safety committee which has left normal, rational people scratching […]

What exactly is “Mansplaining”? A guide for women

What exactly is “Mansplaining”? A guide for women

In the following article, words that appear in bold type are specifically there to aid our female readers. Mansplaining is a buzz word (a word that has generated buzz or become recently popular) which became popular in 2016. It is defined as: to explain something to someone, typically a man to woman, in a manner […]