Trump warned about skin cancer risk after pre-presidential physical reveals dangerously thin skin

Trump warned about skin cancer risk after pre-presidential physical reveals dangerously thin skin

WASHINGTON, DC – President Elect Donald Trump received some bad news today following his pre-presidential physical. “We informed Mr. Trump that after several rounds of confirmatory testing, he has dangerously thin skin and is at an increased risk for both basal cell carcinoma and squamous cell carcinoma (skin cancer),” explained White House doctor Neil Stephens. “We have […]

More leaked emails from Hillary Clinton show scientists working feverishly on vaccine against Donald Trump

More leaked emails from Hillary Clinton show scientists working feverishly on vaccine against Donald Trump

WASHINGTON, DC – Several hundred more of Hillary Clinton’s emails were released earlier today by Wikileaks and they show Clinton was in regular contact with various pharmaceutical companies discussing the possible production of a vaccine against Donald Trump. According to one of the emails, Clinton asked Merck CEO Dr. Mark Webber if they “were any […]

Alternative news sites completely reliable, according to study by alternative news sites

Alternative news sites completely reliable, according to study by alternative news sites

LOS ANGELES, CA – Alternative media and health/science websites are becoming more and more popular as more people become frustrated with the “mainstream” media rhetoric. InfoWars, Natural News and Breitbart News teamed up for a study during the election and found that sites such as theirs were significantly more reliable than mainstream media outlets like CNN, WebMD […]

Trump to replace Obamacare with Trumpacare, promising free health care for all

Trump to replace Obamacare with Trumpacare, promising free health care for all

NEW YORK, NY – President-elect Donald Trump has announced that he will be doing away with Obamacare and instead replacing it with Trumpacare, a new system which he says will provide better health coverage to Americans. “Obamacare is terrible, okay, and I’m here to make healthcare great again,” explained Trump. “Under Trumpacare, every straight, white, […]

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