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America elects first conspiracy theorist, anti-vaccine president: “It’s a great day for idiots everywhere”

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WASHINGTON, DC – Donald Trump will be the next president of the United States of America and no one is happier about it than anti-vaccine advocates, with perhaps the exception of racists and misogynists. “This is one of those things you dream about but never…

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Trump vows to change vaccine schedule, science if elected president

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CLEVELAND, OH – Fresh off the latest presidential debate, Donald Trump announced if he is elected president he will personally re-do the recommended childhood vaccine schedule, science be damned. “As President, I’m going to make vaccines great again,” said Trump. “I don’t care what science…

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New Study: Anyone who says, “I have done my research on vaccines” has actually never done any research on vaccines

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A new study from Yale University revealed today that no one who has ever proclaimed to “have done my research on vaccines,” has actually ever done any research on vaccines. Researchers analyzed Facebook posts from over 10,000 individuals who claim to have done such research.…

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Google University applies for accreditation, anti-vaccers anxiously awaiting outcome

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MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA – Google University (or University of Google) has applied to the United States Department of Education and The Council for Higher Education to become an officially recognized university capable of granting degrees. “We feel that so many people, most notably Jenny McCarthy, have…

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Obese, hairy, shirtless man disgusted by breastfeeding mom

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CENTRAL PARK, NY – A nice morning stroll through New York’s Central Park was ruined this morning for Gary Raskin after he witnessed something disgusting. “I was walking around, you know, catching some rays when all of a sudden I see this mom breastfeeding in…

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97% of anti-vaccers can’t understand medical articles, rely on title as evidence

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LOS ANGELES, CA – In a new study out of the UCLA Medical Center, it was revealed that over 97% of anti-vaccine advocates cannot understand medical articles. The study showed that as long as the title of the article sounded like something they wanted to…

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