SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – A large tertiary care center in Sydney, Australia is pulling out all the stops to try and cut their expenses. As of next month, all doctors and nurses currently on staff will be replaced by parents who have done research on the Internet.
WASHINGTON, DC – President Elect Donald Trump received some bad news today following his pre-presidential physical. “We informed Mr. Trump that after several rounds of confirmatory testing, he has dangerously thin skin and is at an increased risk for both basal cell carcinoma and squamous cell carcinoma (skin cancer),” explained White House doctor Neil Stephens. “We have […]
A new study from Yale University revealed that people who worry about GMOs and vaccines have pretty damn good lives. The study surveyed over 5,000 Americans and discovered an inverse correlation between those who worried about these issues and those who had serious problems in their lives. Lead author of the study, Dr. Steve Groski […]
More leaked emails from Hillary Clinton show scientists working feverishly on vaccine against Donald Trump
WASHINGTON, DC – Several hundred more of Hillary Clinton’s emails were released earlier today by Wikileaks and they show Clinton was in regular contact with various pharmaceutical companies discussing the possible production of a vaccine against Donald Trump. According to one of the emails, Clinton asked Merck CEO Dr. Mark Webber if they “were any […]
LOS ANGELES, CA – Alternative media and health/science websites are becoming more and more popular as more people become frustrated with the “mainstream” media rhetoric. InfoWars, Natural News and Breitbart News teamed up for a study during the election and found that sites such as theirs were significantly more reliable than mainstream media outlets like CNN, WebMD […]
NEW YORK, NY – President-elect Donald Trump has announced that he will be doing away with Obamacare and instead replacing it with Trumpacare, a new system which he says will provide better health coverage to Americans. “Obamacare is terrible, okay, and I’m here to make healthcare great again,” explained Trump. “Under Trumpacare, every straight, white, […]