Woman wakes up after 20 year coma, reads news, asks to go back in coma

Woman wakes up after 20 year coma, reads news, asks to go back in coma

NEW YORK, NY – Area woman Janet Hutton, 53, finally awoke from a nearly 20 year coma to the delight and celebration of both doctors and family. Unfortunately, soon after she woke up, he was given a laptop to catch up on the worlds news. He did not like what he saw. “You mean to tell […]

Trump warned about skin cancer risk after pre-presidential physical reveals dangerously thin skin

Trump warned about skin cancer risk after pre-presidential physical reveals dangerously thin skin

WASHINGTON, DC – President Elect Donald Trump received some bad news today following his pre-presidential physical. “We informed Mr. Trump that after several rounds of confirmatory testing, he has dangerously thin skin and is at an increased risk for both basal cell carcinoma and squamous cell carcinoma (skin cancer),” explained White House doctor Neil Stephens. “We have […]

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