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CDC to open new department consisting of people who have “done their research”

ATLANTA, GA – The Centers for Disease Control and┬áPrevention announced the development of a new.

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Nation prepares to struggle with parent’s wifi passwords this holiday season

As people across the country are heading home for the holidays, they are preparing for.

US Democracy admitted to ICU in critical condition

WASHINGTON, DC – The United States Democracy has been admitted to the intensive care unit.

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“Good guy with a shark” saves hundreds from shark attack

TAMPA BAY, FL – Hundreds of people are thanking their lucky stars today after local.

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Anti-vaccer loses fourth child to vaccine preventable disease, thanks God they all avoided autism

  NEWARK, NJ – Local anti-vaccine mother of four, Sharyl Taylor, has lost her fourth.

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President Trump challenges President of US Virgin Islands to IQ test

WASHINGTON, DC – President Donald Trump issued a challenge via Twitter this morning, challenging the.

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