In a recent report issued by the American Medical Association, Epidemiologist is the run away winner for sexiest medical profession. Rounding out the top 5 were Nurse, Neurologist, Surgeon and Pediatrician. “We looked at several different variables” said the AMA’s Dr. Douglas Howser. “And in every category, Epidemiologist came out on top. They are a […]
You can’t make this stuff up. We have just been served with a cease and desist letter from Trump’s general counsel ordering us to remove any and all “fake news” stories concerning the President. We received the letter late last night: “With this background in mind, it has come to our attention that you have repeatedly posted […]
Local dad Jeff Shields, 51, has always loved to sing – especially the newest top 40 hits. The problem is he rarely knows the actual words. “I always hear him around the house singing the right tune, sort of, but the words are always messed up” said wife Rebecca. “I mean, he sings the same […]
Bruce and Jenny Turnbull are devastated after hearing the news that their son, Matthew, secretly applied and was accepted to Harvard Medical School. Matthew last had a major fight with his anti-vaccine parents when he went behind their back and got all his recommended vaccinations when he was 18. “This is just so sad and […]
A new study issued by the consumer advocacy group Natural is Always Better Inc. (NIABI) claims that GMO apples will still help keep the doctor away, but will also give you cancer. With the release of new non-browning apples as well as reports of watermelon-sized apples on the horizon, the group wanted to make sure […]
HOUSTON, TX – A local family spoke with Fox News Houston this week saying they are not convinced vaccines are safe, as they lack any concrete evidence. “There just isn’t enough proof for me to have faith in vaccines,” explained mother Meghan Reimer. “Maybe if there was an old book saying they are safe or […]