Hospital to replace doctors with parents who have done their research

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – A large tertiary care center in Sydney, Australia is pulling out all the stops to try and cut their expenses. As of next month, all doctors and nurses currently on staff will be replaced by parents who have done research on the Internet.

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Study: 70% of Facebook users only read the headline of science stories before commenting

  NEW YORK, NY – A recent study showed that 70% of people actually never.

Nine out of ten anti-vaxxers agree “We are smarter than doctors”

In a recent study conducted by internet users who are against vaccines, 90% of respondents.

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Peer reviewed studies soon to be replaced by CAPS LOCK

NEW HAVEN, CT – In a statement released today from both the Cochrane Group and.

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CDC to open new department consisting of people who have “done their research”

ATLANTA, GA – The Centers for Disease Control and┬áPrevention announced the development of a new.

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Nation prepares to struggle with parent’s wifi passwords this holiday season

As people across the country are heading home for the holidays, they are preparing for.

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