Category: News
Outbreak of Dunning Kruger Disease spreads to all 50 states
The CDC and FDA have confirmed that there are now over 5 million confirmed cases.
Report: Bible to be added to the US school curriculum by the year 2020
WASHINGTON, DC – A statement is expected to come from the White House later today.
Measles sends gift baskets to Jenny McCarthy, Jim Carrey and Mike Adams
RASH, WA – In an unprecedented move this week, Measles has reportedly sent delicious gluten-free.
CDC releases new list of anti-vaccine side effects: Dunning-Kruger, verbal diarrhea top list
ATLANTA, GA – The CDC released a new and updated list of possible side effects for.
Gillette to team up with CDC, Clinton Foundation to take away your guns
Breaking news has surfaced that left-wing company, Gillette, will be teaming up with the Centres.
Hospital to replace doctors with parents who have done their research
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – A large tertiary care center in Sydney, Australia is pulling out all the stops to try and cut their expenses. As of next month, all doctors and nurses currently on staff will be replaced by parents who have done research on the Internet.