Trump to replace Obamacare with Trumpacare, promising free health care for all

Trump to replace Obamacare with Trumpacare, promising free health care for all

NEW YORK, NY – President-elect Donald Trump has announced that he will be doing away with Obamacare and instead replacing it with Trumpacare, a new system which he says will provide better health coverage to Americans. “Obamacare is terrible, okay, and I’m here to make healthcare great again,” explained Trump. “Under Trumpacare, every straight, white, […]

Trump vows to change vaccine schedule, science if elected president

Trump vows to change vaccine schedule, science if elected president

CLEVELAND, OH – Fresh off the latest presidential debate, Donald Trump announced if he is elected president he will personally re-do the recommended childhood vaccine schedule, science be damned. “As President, I’m going to make vaccines great again,” said Trump. “I don’t care what science and doctors say, they’re losers. Science is for losers. I’ll […]

New Study: Anyone who says, “I have done my research on vaccines” has actually never done any research on vaccines

New Study:  Anyone who says, “I have done my research on vaccines” has actually never done any research on vaccines

A new study from Yale University revealed today that no one who has ever proclaimed to “have done my research on vaccines,” has actually ever done any research on vaccines. Researchers analyzed Facebook posts from over 10,000 individuals who claim to have done such research. “We contacted these people and asked them where their labs […]

Google University applies for accreditation, anti-vaccers anxiously awaiting outcome

Google University applies for accreditation, anti-vaccers anxiously awaiting outcome

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA – Google University (or University of Google) has applied to the United States Department of Education and The Council for Higher Education to become an officially recognized university capable of granting degrees. “We feel that so many people, most notably Jenny McCarthy, have already claimed to have degrees from Google so we thought […]

Obese, hairy, shirtless man disgusted by breastfeeding mom

Obese, hairy, shirtless man disgusted by breastfeeding mom

CENTRAL PARK, NY – A nice morning stroll through New York’s Central Park was ruined this morning for Gary Raskin after he witnessed something disgusting. “I was walking around, you know, catching some rays when all of a sudden I see this mom breastfeeding in the park,” recounts Raskin. “It was disgusting. Have some sense […]

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