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Entire 2016 USA men’s hockey team diagnosed with sleeping sickness and chronic fatigue syndrome

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TORONTO, CANADA – Team doctors for the 2016 USA World Cup men’s hockey team announced today that the entire roster has been diagnosed with both sleeping sickness and chronic fatigue syndrome. “We just received the results of all the tests, and all 23 players have…

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Local mom graduates from University of Google with PhD in Immunology

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Local amateur scientist and vaccine skeptic Marjorie Kipp can now unofficially call herself “Doctor”. Dr. Kipp announced that she had graduated from the U of G with a PhD in immunology based on her extensive Googling and research. “This has taken me over 7 years…

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New Google plugin, "Echo Chamber" will only show results you agree with

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A new Google search plugin announced today by the company will allow users to block out any search results that don’t conform to their preconceived ideas. Nicknamed The Echo Chamber the plugin is available for download for free from the Google store. “What this basically…

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Anti-vaccine parents tear up with sadness when talking about son who got into medical school

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Bruce and Jenny Turnbull are devastated after hearing the news that their son, Matthew, secretly applied and was accepted to Harvard Medical School. Matthew last had a major fight with his anti-vaccine parents when he went behind their back and got all his recommended vaccinations…

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CDC to open new department consisting of people who have “done their research”

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ATLANTA, GA – The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced the development of a new department today, one that will be filled by non-accredited doctors and scientists. The new department will be solely staffed by people who “have done their research.” The Science Post managed…

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