Breaking: 9/11 was a false flag vaccine/chemtrail experiment orchestrated by Monsanto

Breaking: 9/11 was a false flag vaccine/chemtrail experiment orchestrated by Monsanto

NEW YORK, NY – In a scathing report obtained by The Science Post, researchers have found new evidence which points to the September 11th attacks on the World Trade Center being a false flag event.

“We have evidence from numerous unverified sources that the whole 9/11 attack was perpetuated by Monsanto and involved both vaccines and chemtrails,” said Alex Jones. “At this point, we wouldn’t put anything past Monsanto and Big Pharma. They are evil incarnate.”

Some people who are still asleep refuse to believe report, simply because it lacks “evidence”.

“They keep saying all this stuff about 9/11, vaccines, chemtrails, Monsanto, etc. but have shockingly little evidence to back it up,” said skeptic Phil Novello. “With this particular conspiracy theory, they seem to have just chosen a bunch of things they don’t like and jumbled them into one giant fairy tale.”

Alex Jones and Mike Adams from Natural News are calling the report “explosive” and “shocking” but fear that the mainstream media will never pick up on it.

“Monsanto and Big Pharma own all the major media networks, so I’m not surprised this is only getting coverage on websites that have the words natural, green and truth in their name.”

The Science Post will update this story as more (if any) evidence becomes available.

 

  • Jeff Lindquist

    So where is the report?

    • Chris

      The dragon in Carl Sagan’s garage is using it as nesting material. 😉

    • Secret. It has to be protected from the government’s mind control rays.

      • Nightshade1972

        Shh! You weren’t supposed to tell him that!

        *Worried, furtive glance*

    • Raider Rising

      I am using it for toilet paper.

    • Poiks

      It’s right there next to your sense of irony.

  • Dean Farrell

    You know, Monsanto sank the Titanic.

    • Braindeadmonkeyface

      That was unintentional. They were adjusting the salinity of the ocean to keep the water from levitating into space, and used too much glyphosate.

      • Hugh Phoenix-Hulme

        Titanic’s principal failure occurred when it encountered a large piece of solidified Dihydrogen Monoxide floating in the ocean.

        • Rick Steele

          You forgot to mention toxic.

    • The Titanic never sank. It is in the Bermuda Triangle UFO landing zone, coordinating with the Pentagon on Monsanto’s chemtrail geoengineering platform. The Titanic was the first false flag. David Cameron was hired to cover it up with Hollywood which is how Leonardo DiCaprio found out, hence why he secretly supported the Vaxxed film release but DeNiro took the hit on his behalf. Do your research.

      Whew! Ok that was exhausting to write.

    • Z B

      Because it had a hold full of heirloom seeds.

  • AnotherUser

    This piece is poorly researched. I have evidence that the shooter on the grassy knoll was also involved.

  • Evil Genius

    The Loch Ness Monster has rumoured at been heard to be denying unsubstantiated gossip that the Fluoride Poisoning of the world water supplies had nothing to do with the Swiss Gnomes bankrolling the Illuminanti ‘s shadow puppet plot and has said that its just pure coincidence that 9/11 happened to be a date in September.

  • Steve Mushynsky

    This is all intentional redirection to prevent the masses from learning the essential Truth of The Flat Earth!

    • I am a Knower of 4 corner simultaneous 24 hour Days that occur within a single 4 corner rotation of Earth.

  • crizz1066

    What am utter pile of crap numerous unverified sources. Sound like just repeating crap your mates say.

    • Alexander Grimsmo

      I’d do some research before knocking it.

      • crizz1066

        This this is satire

  • Another triumph for the science of proctomancy, uncovering conspiracies since the dawn of the Illuminati.

  • Larry Bragg

    I knew it!

  • Lee Spaner

    LMFAO

  • NoCrossNoCrescent

    I am suspecting Alex Jones has something to hide. It cannot be a mere coincidence that he uses the word “explosive” in a piece about 9/11-surely it is a Freudian slip.

  • Kevin Joslin

    Would you like a feather to set off that tinfoil hat?

  • Longbowgun

    Mental health care availability is more important than ever.

  • cenk2000

    WOW!!! I wrote a book on all of the toxins I was exposed to. I believe that there is plenty of evidence that we are being poisoned. I call my book, “Exposing the Dangers and True Motivations of Conventional Medicine a summary of the most commonly misdiagnosed illnesses of modern medicine!!!” also see dangersofconventionalmed.com

  • Justin Bishop

    Evidence from numerous UNVERIFIED sources. Seems legit. I don’t know about you, but I think I would want to look into my own sources before I went and made a fool of myself on the internet. I mean, a little bit of thinking should be relevant in this case. Maybe I’m just not one of the mindless drones this article is targeting.

    • Zapp

      Good catch Justin. Nice sense for details you’ve got there. Impressive. Really.

      • Steven Tompkin

        Does he get it? I’m not sure he does? Can’t be that oblivious, surely?

  • Don Bagley

    I liked the one about all the Jews leaving the trade center early that day.

  • ramadis

    so now islam is vindicated? alqaeda is now st. alqaeda? good, i have never been to new york and no interest, but i will tell you this, America has lost its senses, moreover extra infiltrated by her killer enemy, i wish them good luck, we hope russia and china will not fall the same way.

    • Actually, Zeus struck down the towers with two bolts of lightning. First, this proves the theory there were actually no planes. Second, Islam was blamed because no one believes in Zeus anymore besides Internet Wiccans.

  • Slartibart

    I don’t know what i more scary – that someone could come up with something like this or that I know som people that would believe this shit.

  • Jedimom

    A true report would remain unbiased

  • nude0007

    unnamed researchers, unnamed authors of report, unverified sources…
    It’s almost like they just made it up out of thin air. EXACTLY like that, actually. LOL

  • Brandon Roberts

    hey you forgot the evidence that they did it to keep the reptillian flat earth a secret so we’d buy more globes and all become atheists. the evidence is obama called a guy lizard there’s nothing else that can mean to my unstable mind! 😀

  • Brian O’Connell

    Guiliani did it. All the way back when he was AG, and looked the other way when the WTC went over budget and signed contracts with the mob to provide sub par steel and concrete to complete the towers on schedule. Actually, now that I think about it, if you look at 1970’s construction photo, you might notice the two points where the towers began to collapse, it just happens to be where they would have started using those materials.
    http://911families.org/wp-content/uploads/Towers-half-built.jpg

  • xbj

    Bernie will get to the bottom of it.

  • Brighten Tompkins

    Test

  • heckubiss

    lol. Trolling the trolls who troll the trolls

  • Jynxie Wavemaiden Copeland

    What completely stupid moronic idiot wrote this bullshit?

  • Sam Alessi

    I do not like Monsanto but I’m sorry I cannot believe this BS.

    • Chris

      Then look carefully, deer sir, at any page on teh internets that you see. Inspect them well.

      Perhaps you should start with the main title of the blog, and attempt to decipher the three words listed below. Do tell us about those three words, and give us the meaning of the third.

      Then scroll down down down to the very bottom… Ay! The deepest depths of this site and tell us what the strange words that are written on the lowest line of this page are. What can it mean?

      Oh, no! What can it mean!? Will the mysteries be kept hidden forever? Seek, and you shall find.
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      (Seriously, dude. Don’t believe everything you read online, and at least try to do a ctrl-F for the word “satire.” It is not like it was hiding.)

      • Sam Alessi

        So, I stated I don’t believe the article and you think I did. Where does freedom of speech end and
        BS begin … I’m beginning to read less and less because I don’t have time do decipher every word … perhaps you think it’s fun. and I do hate Monsanto raping our earth to make sure everyone is roundup ready … are you:?

        • Chris

          Ah, you poor little snowflake. Perhaps you should stick to safe websites that don’t require any kind of independent thinking.

          • Sam Alessi

            Sorry I don’t match down to your level .. get busy correcting everyone that doesn’t match yours.

          • Chris

            Who do you think are the targets of this site’s satire? You are a perfect example. Thanks for your righteous indignation, it was adorable.

          • Sam Alessi

            You call it satire, I call it BS and I’m not a dorable.

          • Chris

            Well you do provide some nice chuckles because your hilarity is so cute.

          • Damo

            What’s a dorable?

      • Timothy Jones

        Chis you can’t even write, why should I believe that you can see? It’s bollocks, pure and simple.

        • Chris

          See what? The fact this is a satire site? The following words are actually at the bottom of this page: “All stories are made up. Seriously.”