Man sees chemtrails coming from his own house

TORONTO, CA – A local man was shocked and concerned when he saw chemtrails coming from the side of his own house. “Chemtrails” are chemicals that are usually sprayed from the back of any and all aircraft with the intention of depopulation, mind-control and infecting inhabitants with all manor of disease.

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TORONTO, CA –  A local man was shocked and concerned when he saw chemtrails coming from the side of his own house. “Chemtrails” are chemicals that are usually sprayed from the back of any and all aircraft with the intention of depopulation, mind-control and infecting inhabitants with all manner of disease.

So far, as the global population continues to rise, the effort has been unsuccessful. So you can imagine the surprise when Toronto resident Jason Hannon witnessed chemtrails coming from the side of his own house.

“I was outside doing some yard work, when my wife started to do laundry. Next thing I knew, there were chemtrails pouring out of our dryer vent.”

Hannon immediately went to his neighbor, Peter Griese, PhD. “I tried to explain to Jason that it was just steam coming from his dryer. It’s the same principal with “chemtrails”. When something hot meets something cold, it produces steam or “smoke,” explained Griese.

That’s when it hit him. Jason Hannon was living beside a secret government official part of the global chemtrail cover-up.

“It’s shocking. They (the government) have spies everywhere. It’s pretty scary.”

Until next time, keep watching the skies.

 

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