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Anti-vaccers petition to have Mercury removed from solar system

CAPE CANAVERAL, FL – In a bold move in the push for scientific illiteracy, anti-vaccine zealots have started an online petition to pressure the universe to remove Mercury from the solar system.

Aging anti-vaxxer keeps claiming Mercury, not Aluminum, causes autism

Much to the consternation of younger members of the anti-vaccine movement, Sean Segal, a prominent.

New 100% mercury vaccine stopped in Phase III of trial due to safety concerns

The bid for a 100% mercury vaccine was dealt a blow today as the researchers.

Science, Vaccines, Med School, Satire
Breaking: Childhood vaccines soon to contain 65% mercury

NEW YORK, NY – Big Pharma is ready to roll out it’s latest vaccine, a.

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SpaceX looking for anti-vaccine volunteers for one-way trip to Mercury

SpaceX, Space Exploration Technologies Corporation, is looking to fill its latest rocket with anti-vaccine zealots.

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CDC to debut ‘diet vaccines’ with less mercury, more aspartame

ATLANTA, GA – The CDC announced today that they would be debuting their new line.

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