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Measles and mumps cases rise as vaccination rates fall, anti-vaccers blame lack of colloidal silver

DENVER, CO – There has been a sharp rise in both measles and mumps cases.

Smoking science
Anti-vaccine, anti-GMO mother of two finally down to half a pack a day

BALTIMORE, MD – Heather Squires, a 36 year-old mother of two, is finally down to.

science, vaccines, math
Mathematicians discover new branch of mathematics: vaccalculus

NEW YORK, NY – Mathematicians and Statisticians from Columbia University have discovered a new branch.

Science, Vaccines, Med School, Satire
Anti-vaccer still can’t “get it” after science explained for the 349th time

SEATTLE, WA – Local anti-vaccine advocate Ryan Derp, 33, has had the science behind vaccines explained to him almost 350 times by the latest estimate.

Science, Vaccines, Med School, Satire
CDC to roll out new HIBRVMMRVDTaPHepAHPV vaccine next fall

ATLANTA, GA – The CDC has made a big announcement today, confirming the rumors of a new, super vaccine.

Science, Vaccines, Med School, Satire
Science denial now 5th leading cause of death in the US

WASHINGTON, DC – A new report released today by the US Department of Health and Research showed that science denial and illiteracy is now the fifth leading cause of death in the country.