Science denial now 5th leading cause of death in the US

WASHINGTON, DC – A new report released today by the US Department of Health and Research showed that science denial and illiteracy is now the fifth leading cause of death in the country.

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WASHINGTON, DC – A new report released today by the US Department of Health and Research showed that science denial and science illiteracy is now the fifth leading cause of death in the country.

“When people willfully deny the science behind things like vaccines, chemotherapy and antibiotics and instead use unproven alternative methods, it can often lead to unnecessary deaths,” said Dr. Bill Dexter.

Cancer and cardiac disease continue to be the biggest killers in the United States, followed closely by medical errors and Illuminati sanctioned assassinations.

Alternative medical practitioners are quick to point out that there are still four worse things than their treatments and ironically believe they could actually help prevent many of the deaths from cancer and cardiac disease.

“If those people used our treatments instead of the poison that is conventional medicine, maybe they would not have died of those causes,” said Billy DeMoss, chiropractor. “Chiropractors have never killed anyone, you know, since we make our clients all sign a waiver that says if they die it’s not our fault.”

The CDC and Big Pharma is pulling out all the stops to make sure people continue to take their medicines and vaccines and keep science denial out of the top 4.

 




 

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