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Natural health products must now prove they work, naturopaths crying foul

NEW YORK, NY – In a bold move this weekend, the FDA announced that natural.

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New study shows marijuana users significantly healthier than non-marijuana users

DENVER, CO – A new study just released by the University of Colorado shows that.

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Merck and Monsanto talking merge in hopes of streamlining cancer and autism

NEW YORK, NY – In a breaking story which happened behind closed doors over the.

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Woman diagnosed with allergy to gluten-free food

SAN JOSE, CA – Local woman Chelsea Darling, 29, has just been told by doctors that she is allergic to gluten-free food.

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Alt med practitioners much quicker to solve Zika crisis than mainstream doctors

LOS ANGELES, CA – While the CDC and WHO announced that it may take months to get the answer behind the apparent link between Zika virus and microcephaly in Brazil, alternative medicine practitioners announced that they have already solved the case and are now offering cures.

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Monsanto Tribunal Update: Panel to receive free continental breakfasts after trial

THE HAGUE – The Monsanto Tribunal, a group of anti-GMO advocates who are taking Monsanto “court” for crimes against humnanity, have secured another victory: free continental breakfasts.