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Man sees chemtrails coming from his own house

TORONTO, CA – A local man was shocked and concerned when he saw chemtrails coming from the side of his own house. “Chemtrails” are chemicals that are usually sprayed from the back of any and all aircraft with the intention of depopulation, mind-control and infecting inhabitants with all manor of disease.

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New study: A GMO apple a day will help keep the doctor away, but will also give you cancer

A new study issued by the consumer advocacy group Natural is Always Better Inc. (NIABI).

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Scientists confirm apple bitten by Snow White was a GMO, Witch worked for Monsanto

In a breaking story you won’t read anywhere else, The Spudd has learned that the.

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Chemtrails may protect against vaccine injuries, study finds

PROVIDENCE, RI – In a new study coming out of Brown University, researchers concluded that.

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World Health Organization classifies Monsanto’s dihydrogen monoxide as “probably carcinogenic”

SWITZERLAND – The World Health Organization struck a huge blow against Monsanto today when they.

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Merck buys out tinfoil company ALCAN, conspiracy theorists not sure what to do

NEW YORK, NY – In a shocking turn of events, pharmaceutical and autism-causing company Merck.

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