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Medical marijuana use linked to lower prescription drug use, higher ratings for Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure

ATLANTA, GA – The University of Georgia released the results of a new study examining.

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New CDC guidelines: Only get vaccinated against diseases you have personally seen

ATLANTA, GA – The US Centers for Diseases Control and Prevention (CDC) released their 2016.

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Leaked emails show government officials admitting contrails are real

WASHINGTON, DC – In a shocking story coming out of Washington, leaked emails from Hilary.

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Woman gets drunk and confesses she doesn’t care about Endocrine Disruptors

RALEIGH, NC – Happy Hour took a violent turn last night after 36-year-old, Brittany Lamping,.

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Doctors to start saying “Okey Dokey” instead of “Okay” at area hospital

BOSTON, MA – Beginning next month, doctors at the Boston General Hospital will begin to.

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Local man struggling to wake up despite repeated warnings

DARLING, ND – Local man Mark Sheeple has reportedly been bedridden for days, unable to wake up. Numerous people from around the world have joined in the cause, urging Sheeple to WAKE UP!!