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Over 100 seniors die just years after getting pneumococcal vaccine

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NEW YORK, NY – In a breaking story you won’t find anywhere else, The Science Post has learned than over 100 elderly patients at a hospice center in New York City have died following their pneumococcal vaccines. “We have over 2100 patients aged 85+ in our…

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Merck announces new vaccine against GMOs

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NEW HAVEN, CT – The pharmaceutical giant Merck announce today that is has finished development on a new vaccine to protect people against the harmful chemicals found in genetically modified food. “This is a huge breakthrough” said Merck scientist Dr. Frank Enfoods. “We all know…

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Medical marijuana use linked to lower prescription drug use, higher ratings for Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure

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ATLANTA, GA – The University of Georgia released the results of a new study examining prescription drug use in 17 states which has passed medical marijuana laws. According to CBC and Reuters: “Researchers looked at prescription data for nine conditions in which marijuana could serve as…

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New CDC guidelines: Only get vaccinated against diseases you have personally seen

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ATLANTA, GA – The US Centers for Diseases Control and Prevention (CDC) released their 2016 vaccine guidelines which include some major changes. The new guidelines suggest that parents and the general public only get vaccines for diseases they have personally seen before. “We know from…

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Study: 70% of Facebook users only read the headline of science stories before commenting

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  NEW YORK, NY – A recent study showed that 70% of people actually never read more than the headline of a science article before commenting and sharing. Most simply see a headline they like and click share and make a comment. A recent study…

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Anti-vaccer loses fourth child to vaccine preventable disease, thanks God they all avoided autism

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  NEWARK, NJ – Local anti-vaccine mother of four, Sharyl Taylor, has lost her fourth child in as many years to a vaccine preventable illness. This time it was whooping cough. Over the past three years, the Taylors have had to say goodbye to Matthew,…

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