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Study: 70% of Facebook users only read the headline of science stories before commenting

  NEW YORK, NY – A recent study showed that 70% of people actually never.

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Fire hydrant breaks, homeopaths rush to collect “free medicine”

PHOENIX, AZ – A fire hydrant in a suburb of Phoenix, Arizona burst last night,.

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Anti-vaccer loses fourth child to vaccine preventable disease, thanks God they all avoided autism

  NEWARK, NJ – Local anti-vaccine mother of four, Sharyl Taylor, has lost her fourth.

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Man sees chemtrails coming from his own house

TORONTO, CA – A local man was shocked and concerned when he saw chemtrails coming from the side of his own house. “Chemtrails” are chemicals that are usually sprayed from the back of any and all aircraft with the intention of depopulation, mind-control and infecting inhabitants with all manor of disease.

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Over 100 seniors die just years after getting pneumococcal vaccine

NEW YORK, NY – In a breaking story you won’t find anywhere else, The Science.

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Merck announces new vaccine against GMOs

NEW HAVEN, CT – The pharmaceutical giant Merck announce today that is has finished development.

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