WASHINGTON, DC – In a shocking story coming out of Washington, leaked emails from Hilary Clinton and other high ranking government officials show correspondence admitting to the existence of contrails.
“We have long suspected that the government has been covering up the existence of contrails,” said Jeremy Smith of The Contrail Awareness Society. “All you need to do is look up in the sky and you can see contrails everywhere.”
According to Wikipedia, Contrails (short for condensation trails) are “line-shaped clouds sometimes produced by aircraft engine exhaust, typically at aircraft cruise altitudes several miles above the Earth’s surface. Contrails are composed primarily of water, in the form of ice crystals.”
Scientists have argued for years that contrails were real, but were often ridiculed by conspiracy theorists who believe that contrails are actually secret government “chemtrails” used for everything from population control to causing autism.
Hilary Clinton did not return a request for an interview.
