science, health, satire, vaccines.
New 180 pound GMO chicken submitted for approval by Monsanto

ST. LOUIS, MO – The Science Post has learned that biotechnology giant Monsanto has secretly.

science, satire, gluten
Woman diagnosed with allergy to gluten-free food

SAN JOSE, CA – Local woman Chelsea Darling, 29, has just been told by doctors that she is allergic to gluten-free food.

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Breaking: Naturopath cures man’s general malaise and non-specific pain in only 5 weeks

NEW YORK, NY – Naturopath and Reiki master Paul Therro has done the impossible: cure a man of his non-specific pain and discomfort in under 6 weeks, something Therro says is unheard of in conventional medicine.

Science, Vaccines, Med School, Satire
Monsanto Tribunal Update: Panel to receive free continental breakfasts after trial

THE HAGUE – The Monsanto Tribunal, a group of anti-GMO advocates who are taking Monsanto “court” for crimes against humnanity, have secured another victory: free continental breakfasts.

Science, Vaccines, Med School, Satire
Whole Foods accidentally sells GMO strawberry; best seller for the past month

AUSTIN, TX – Whole Foods Market reported today that their best selling product over the.

science, health, satire, vaccines.
Breaking: Food Babe in critical condition after demanding 100% oxygen while scuba diving

MEXICO – Vani Hari, aka The Food Babe, is reportedly in critical condition at a.