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Truth in Science Series: One on One with Dr. Paul Offit

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Welcome to the first in our series of Truth in Science. This is where we go one on one with prominent scientists, doctors and health professionals to bring you da troof. Our first guest is Dr. Paul Offit. (Editors note: Yes this actually happened. We…

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Anti-vaccine former doctor Andrew Wakefield accidentally blocks himself on Twitter

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Former doctor Andrew Wakefield, the darling of the anti-vaccine and anti-science movement, is known for blocking people who present facts about vaccines on Twitter; according to reports, he accidentally blocked himself yesterday after reading some of his own tweets. “I was reading some tweets I…

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Outbreak of Dunning Kruger Disease spreads to all 50 states

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The CDC and FDA have confirmed that there are now over 5 million confirmed cases of Dunning-Kruger Disease (DKD), with all 50 states reporting cases. “We regret to announce that all 50 states are now reporting several cases of DKD” said CDC epidemiologist Mark Webber.…

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Anti-vaccers petition to have Mercury removed from solar system

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CAPE CANAVERAL, FL – In a bold move in the push for scientific illiteracy, anti-vaccine zealots have started an online petition to pressure the universe to remove Mercury from the solar system.

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A Science Post reporter shrinks down, goes inside the brain of an anti-vaccer

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Using advanced shrinking technology, one brave reporter from The Science Post shrunk down and ventured into the mind and brain of an anti-vaccer to try and find out what goes on in there. The reporter, who shall remain nameless for their own protection, volunteered for the…

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Anti-vaccers voted Worst People on Facebook

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MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA – Poll results collected by Facebook, Inc. were released today revealing that anti-vaccine advocates are “the worst” people on Facebook. The results are as follows in reverse order: 7. The vague sympathy seeker (users who post something vague about their health, hoping…

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