Tag: cdc vaccines
Trump to replace Obamacare with Trumpacare, promising free health care for all
NEW YORK, NY – President-elect Donald Trump has announced that he will be doing away.
America elects first conspiracy theorist, anti-vaccine president: “It’s a great day for idiots everywhere”
WASHINGTON, DC – Donald Trump will be the next president of the United States of.
Trump vows to change vaccine schedule, science if elected president
CLEVELAND, OH – Fresh off the latest presidential debate, Donald Trump announced if he is.
Google University applies for accreditation, anti-vaccers anxiously awaiting outcome
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA – Google University (or University of Google) has applied to the United.
Researchers prove autism causes vaccination
SALT LAKE CITY, UT – In a groundbreaking study from the University of Utah, researchers.
Merck buys out tinfoil company ALCAN, conspiracy theorists not sure what to do
NEW YORK, NY – In a shocking turn of events, pharmaceutical and autism-causing company Merck.