Chemtrails may protect against vaccine injuries, study finds

Chemtrails may protect against vaccine injuries, study finds

PROVIDENCE, RI – In a new study coming out of Brown University, researchers concluded that being sprayed with chemtrails actually has a positive effect when it comes to vaccine injuries. “We sprayed chemtrails over 3 different cities in Rhode Island and then followed children in those cities for 4 years,” said Dr. Frank Defano. “We […]

Researchers prove autism causes vaccination

Researchers prove autism causes vaccination

SALT LAKE CITY, UT – In a groundbreaking study from the University of Utah, researchers have revealed that autism causes vaccination. In a study of 2,323 parents, the researchers found that 100% of those on the autism spectrum fully vaccinated their children, while only 87% of neurotypical parents did so. “Our research shows that those […]

Trump misses yuge opportunity in debate by not ranting about vaccines and autism

Trump misses yuge opportunity in debate by not ranting about vaccines and autism

NEW YORK – The first presidential debate was watch by millions of people across the country, at least 5% of whom are science-illiterate anti-vaccers, according to the latest viewership polls. Experts agree that Donald Trump missed out on a yuge opportunity to rant about the dangers of vaccines and their link to autism. “Trump could […]

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