Anti-vaccer loses fourth child to vaccine preventable disease, thanks God they all avoided autism

Science, Vaccines, Med School, Satire


NEWARK, NJ – Local anti-vaccine mother of four, Sharyl Taylor, has lost her fourth child in as many years to a vaccine preventable illness. This time it was whooping cough. Over the past three years, the Taylors have had to say goodbye to Matthew, 3, Penny, 6, and Henry, 9. Two of the children died from complications of Rotavirus, while the third passed away due to Tetanus.

None of this has swayed Sharyl Taylor from her anti-vaccine stance.

“It is always tragic when a child dies, of course, but my babies are up in heaven now having lived their whole life naturally and autism-free,” said Taylor. “The fact that all four of my children went through life free from toxins, GMOs, gluten, and most importantly autism, is solace enough for me.”

Child Protective Services has been called into investigate the situation, creating outrage among the anti-vaccine community.

“This is another case of the government and Big Pharma trying to control how we raise our children, our property” said Tanner’s dad, Tim. “Yes her children all died of diseases that there are vaccines for, but you know what? None of her children were vaccine injured which close to 90% of kids who get vaccines are.”

Amazingly, despite not having had any vaccinations, Mrs. Taylor submitted all four deaths to VAERS (Vaccine Adverse Events Reporting System) in hopes of getting some monetary compensation.

“Just because they didn’t have vaccines, doesn’t mean I can’t blame their deaths on vaccines,” explained Taylor.


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