Breaking News: Trace amounts of Covfefe found in childhood vaccines

Breaking News: Trace amounts of Covfefe found in childhood vaccines

WASHINGTON – In a breaking story coming out of Washington, officials have announced that they have found traces of the mysterious “Covfefe” in some childhood vaccines. “We expect find trace amounts of mercury, glyphosate, fetuses, all the usual stuff but not covfefe,” said a CDC official. “This is very disturbing news as we don’t yet […]

Outbreak of Dunning Kruger Disease spreads to all 50 states

Outbreak of Dunning Kruger Disease spreads to all 50 states

The CDC and FDA have confirmed that there are now over 5 million confirmed cases of Dunning-Kruger Disease (DKD), with all 50 states reporting cases. “We regret to announce that all 50 states are now reporting several cases of DKD” said CDC epidemiologist Mark Webber. “DKD is characterized as expressing or believing that one has […]

Vaccines one of main reasons for overpopulation, WHO finds

Vaccines one of main reasons for overpopulation, WHO finds

SWITZERLAND – A new study from the World Health Organization has deemed that vaccines are the main cause of overpopulation, due to them causing people to not die. “We looked at several different factors and determined that vaccines are the leading cause of living,” said the WHO’s Dr. Mike Furlong. “If we want to solve […]