6 top selling homeopathic treatments and what they can do for you

6 top selling homeopathic treatments and what they can do for you

Are you thinking about wasting some money? Feeling sick and don’t really wanna get better? Here is a list of some of the best selling homeopathic remedies on the market today and what they can do for you: Arnica (mountain daisy): Doesn’t do fuck all. Sinusalia (sinus pain): Doesn’t do fuck all. Magnesia phosphorica (phosphate […]

Naturopaths and chiropractors “just as good as real doctors”, study finds

Naturopaths and chiropractors “just as good as real doctors”, study finds

  A new study conducted by naturopaths and chiropractors has concluded that they are “just as good as real doctors” when it comes to practicing medicine. “We surveyed over 500 naturopaths and chiropractors and 100% of respondents felt they were just as well trained as real doctors,” said Willy DeMoss, co-author of the study. “Most […]

Anti-vaccer submits two-word masters thesis "Google it"

Anti-vaccer submits two-word masters thesis "Google it"

Jack Crosby, anti-vaccer and graduate student via an uncle on the admissions board, finally submitted his masters thesis after months of writes and re-writes. The title of his thesis, “How vaccines are destroying our brains and are, like, really bad” was officially submitted to the dean of graduate studies this week. “I think it’s really, […]

Education Secretary Betsy DaVos to reportedly add Flying Spaghetti Monster to school curriculum

Education Secretary Betsy DaVos to reportedly add Flying Spaghetti Monster to school curriculum

WASHINGTON, DC – Billionaire Betsy DaVos, home-school and anti-science expert, will be the Education Secretary tapped with leading America’s education into the future. One small hiccup for some is that she is not very fond of education. “I believe home schooling and religious schooling is the best choice for children, especially children of billionaires,” explained […]