CAPE CANAVERAL, FL – In a bold move in the push for scientific illiteracy, anti-vaccine zealots have started an online petition to pressure the universe to remove Mercury from the solar system.
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA – Mommy bloggers, anti-vaccine cult members and natural health advocates the world over are mobilizing a massive student walkout at the Google University over the proposed changes to Google’s new search algorithm. Google is contemplating instituting a new search results model which would rank results by accuracy. This is bad news for […]
A local boy named Billy Ullman has been diagnosed with autism just 3 months after his parents opted out of his routine DTaP vaccination. “I don’t know how this happened,” said his distraught mother, Skye. “We skipped all his vaccinations like our naturopath told us to and he still got autism. I have no idea […]
In a recent report issued by the American Medical Association, Epidemiologist is the run away winner for sexiest medical profession. Rounding out the top 5 were Nurse, Neurologist, Surgeon and Pediatrician. “We looked at several different variables” said the AMA’s Dr. Douglas Howser. “And in every category, Epidemiologist came out on top. They are a […]
The United Nations announced today that any and all action and/or conferences focusing on climate change will immediately cease. The announcement comes after the UN read several comments on climate change articles on the internet. “Wow, we were way, way off,” said Dr. Chris Eula of the UN. “It’s really sad so many scientists wasted […]
You can’t make this stuff up. We have just been served with a cease and desist letter from Trump’s general counsel ordering us to remove any and all “fake news” stories concerning the President. We received the letter late last night: “With this background in mind, it has come to our attention that you have repeatedly posted […]