Anti-vaccine mom blames vaccines after son sprains ankle playing soccer

Anti-vaccine mom blames vaccines after son sprains ankle playing soccer

CHICAGO, IL – Mary Saunders, 32 year-old mother of Sean Saunders, had her son vaccinated before she had an internet connection and learned the true dangers of vaccines. This past weekend Sean was playing soccer with his little tikes team The Dragons, when Sean stepped on the ball and rolled his ankle. A mother of […]

Alternative Homeopathy is the newest craze among physicians

Alternative Homeopathy is the newest craze among physicians

NEW YORK, NY – The medical world is abuzz with its latest trend: Alternative Homeopathy. “Basically Alternative Homeopathy is the opposite of traditional homeopathy in that it contains active ingredients,” explained Dr. Andrew Garland. “We found that by having actual ingredients in medicines really made them much more effective.” While homeopathy traditionally relies on something […]

Anti-vaccine former doctor Andrew Wakefield accidentally blocks himself on Twitter

Anti-vaccine former doctor Andrew Wakefield accidentally blocks himself on Twitter

Former doctor Andrew Wakefield, the darling of the anti-vaccine and anti-science movement, is known for blocking people who present facts about vaccines on Twitter; according to reports, he accidentally blocked himself yesterday after reading some of his own tweets. “I was reading some tweets I thought were from somebody else and accidentally clicked the “block” […]

Breaking News: Scientists create new toxin to add to vaccines

Breaking News: Scientists create new toxin to add to vaccines

NEW HAVEN, CT – In a breaking story from earlier today, Big Pharma announced that scientists have created a new toxin called “Autisocin” which can harmfully be added to vaccines at minimal cost. “This is a big breakthrough for us,” said Dr. Paul Profit. “We are always looking for new and exciting ways to squeeze […]