COVID-19 (Coronavirus Disease 2019) has come out and officially endorsed Donald Trump for President.
“He has done more for me this year than anyone else, how could I not support him?” said COVID-19. “The fact that he even gave me a home and was such a gracious host for a week or two was amazing.”
Most pundits were expecting COVID-19 to endorse Trump at least a month ago and some were beginning to wonder why it was taking so long:
“I was beginning to worry to be honest, ” said Sean Hannity. “Trump has done more for COVID and help it spread across this great country than that commie socialist Biden ever has or ever will.”
It turns out COVID-19 was just waiting to make sure Trump would not change his stance after being infected. “I was worried President Trump may change his mind about me after I infected him there for a bit. False alarm! He went right back to telling everyone I’m not so bad and holding mask-less parties for me to spread around. It was truly great.”
COVID-19 is hoping for a landslide victory for Trump so it can continue to spread across the country throughout the holiday season and into 2021.
