VANCOUVER, BC – Area man Ron Hill, 61, died this week from a brain tumor, family and friends confirmed. What makes this case so shocking is that Hill apparently smoked copious amounts of marijuana and used CBD oil in lieu of chemotherapy and surgical removal of the tumor.
“It’s a very sad day for the Hill family and for naturopaths,” said “Dr.” Neil Therault, naturopath. “As far as I know this is the first case of someone dying of an operable brain tumor despite ditching conventional medicine for marijuana treatment.”
Believe it or not, there are actually people in the medical community and Hill’s local area who are angry that he chose to fight his cancer naturally.
“I told him this tumor was operable and we could remove it,” said oncologist and pharma shill, Dr. David Gorac. “I explained that with surgery and chemotherapy he could live a long and happy life. Unfortunately he went the “natural” route both bankrupting his family and losing his life.”
Cancer cure conspiracy theorists and pro-marijuana-cures-everything advocates believe that Hill simply took the wrong type of marijuana.
“I would be willing to bet that he used the wrong strain of the herb. If he would have used a different kind I’m sure he’d still be alive…yah, we’ll go with that” said Chad Froger, stoner.
The Hill family is attempting to sue Dr. Gorac for something, something, negligence.
