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Tom Brady to receive honorary degree in Atmospheric Science from University of Phoenix

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BOSTON, MA – Tom Brady is set to have some good news to come out of “deflate-gate” scandal, after The University of Phoenix announced today that they would be awarding Brady an honorary degree in Atmospheric Science. “Mr. Brady has shown outstanding knowledge and practical…

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Education Secretary Betsy DaVos to reportedly add Flying Spaghetti Monster to school curriculum

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WASHINGTON, DC – Billionaire Betsy DaVos, home-school and anti-science expert, will be the Education Secretary tapped with leading America’s education into the future. One small hiccup for some is that she is not very fond of education. “I believe home schooling and religious schooling is…

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Trump to meet with flat earthers to discuss Planetary Safety Committee

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NEW YORK, NY – President-elect Donald Trump announced today that he will be meeting with top ranking flat earth conspiracy theorists to form a Planetary Safety Committee. It was recently announced that Trump is considering appointing anti-vaccine conspiracy nut Robert Kennedy Jr. to form a…

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Local man fed up with mainstream media, strictly reading Info Wars, Natural News from now on

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DOVER, IN – Local man Gary Harold, 37, has had enough of the mainstream media not telling him what he wants to hear so he has decided to exclusively get his news from sites like Info Wars and Natural News. Several of Harold’s friends and…

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A Science Post reporter shrinks down, goes inside the brain of an anti-vaccer

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Using advanced shrinking technology, one brave reporter from The Science Post shrunk down and ventured into the mind and brain of an anti-vaccer to try and find out what goes on in there. The reporter, who shall remain nameless for their own protection, volunteered for the…

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Trump warned about skin cancer risk after pre-presidential physical reveals dangerously thin skin

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WASHINGTON, DC – President Elect Donald Trump received some bad news today following his pre-presidential physical. “We informed Mr. Trump that after several rounds of confirmatory testing, he has dangerously thin skin and is at an increased risk for both basal cell carcinoma and squamous cell carcinoma…

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