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World Health Organization classifies David Avocado Wolfe as ‘probably carcinogenic’

GENEVA – The World Health Organization (WHO) has officially classified David “Avocado” Wolfe as ‘probably carcinogenic’. Wolfe joins the growing list which recently added red meat and being a hairdresser to the long list of chemicals, foods and jobs.

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Outbreak of Dunning Kruger Disease spreads to all 50 states

The CDC and FDA have confirmed that there are now over 5 million confirmed cases.

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Mom bravely makes it through entire lunch with son’s new anti-vaccine, naturopath girlfriend

DES MOINES, IA – Betty Zito, mom to Brandon Zito, was able to grin and.

Nine out of ten anti-vaxxers agree “We are smarter than doctors”

In a recent study conducted by internet users who are against vaccines, 90% of respondents.

I worked at Goop for one day, here’s what happened

Guest post by Amy Stewart, former Goop employee I arrived at Goop headquarters for my.

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Christian man forced to stone entire staff to death after they work on Sunday

MEMPHIS, TE – A man is facing multiple murder charges after he allegedly stoned his.