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Harry Potter Universe more factual than world Piers Morgan lives in, scientists say

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In a breaking news release from The Daily Prophet earlier today, scientists concluded that the world of Harry Potter is actually more factual and realistic than the world Piers Morgan lives in. “When looking at Mr. Morgan’s canon of work, it is clear he lives…

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Man finds cure to illness on completely legitimate website

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Convinced that he’d finally found the cure for his long-term illness, local resident Lee Williams thanked the website “Totally Real Medicine” for his new chance at life. “It was absolutely amazing,” said Williams, who, despite suffering from his sickness for the last several years, has…

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Tom Brady to receive honorary degree in Atmospheric Science from University of Phoenix

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BOSTON, MA – Tom Brady is set to have some good news to come out of “deflate-gate” scandal, after The University of Phoenix announced today that they would be awarding Brady an honorary degree in Atmospheric Science. “Mr. Brady has shown outstanding knowledge and practical…

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Guest Post: Will driverless cars change our lives for the better?

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Driverless cars are all the rage: Tesla’s autopilot is the perfect way to get through that mindless traffic during your commute, and Google has started a brand new company to handle all of their self-driving car technologies. Even Uber has gotten into the game with…

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Outbreak of Dunning Kruger Disease spreads to all 50 states

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The CDC and FDA have confirmed that there are now over 5 million confirmed cases of Dunning-Kruger Disease (DKD), with all 50 states reporting cases. “We regret to announce that all 50 states are now reporting several cases of DKD” said CDC epidemiologist Mark Webber.…

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Researchers prove autism causes vaccination

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SALT LAKE CITY, UT – In a groundbreaking study from the University of Utah, researchers have revealed that autism causes vaccination. In a study of 2,323 parents, the researchers found that 100% of those on the autism spectrum fully vaccinated their children, while only 87%…

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