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6 top selling homeopathic treatments and what they can do for you

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Science, Vaccines, Med School, Satire

Are you thinking about wasting some money? Feeling sick and don’t really wanna get better? Here is a list of some of the best selling homeopathic remedies on the market today and what they can do for you: Arnica (mountain daisy): Doesn’t do fuck all.…

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Naturopaths and chiropractors “just as good as real doctors”, study finds

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  A new study conducted by naturopaths and chiropractors has concluded that they are “just as good as real doctors” when it comes to practicing medicine. “We surveyed over 500 naturopaths and chiropractors and 100% of respondents felt they were just as well trained as…

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Mattel introduces new line of anti-vaccine Barbies complete with viruses and bacteria

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LOS ANGELES, CA – Mattel announced a new line of Barbies today to much fanfare among conspiracy theorists: the anti-vaccine Barbie. There will be 4 dolls in total: Measles Barbie, Mumps Barbie, Rubella Barbie and Polio Barbie (complete with wheelchair). “We are really hoping to…

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A Science Post reporter shrinks down, goes inside the brain of an anti-vaccer

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Using advanced shrinking technology, one brave reporter from The Science Post shrunk down and ventured into the mind and brain of an anti-vaccer to try and find out what goes on in there. The reporter, who shall remain nameless for their own protection, volunteered for the…

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Trump vows to change vaccine schedule, science if elected president

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CLEVELAND, OH – Fresh off the latest presidential debate, Donald Trump announced if he is elected president he will personally re-do the recommended childhood vaccine schedule, science be damned. “As President, I’m going to make vaccines great again,” said Trump. “I don’t care what science…

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“Googling”, “YouTube Research” to be added to med school curriculum by 2018

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Medical schools across the USA are trying to get with the times and update a rather antiquated curriculum for their medical students. “We realize now that stuff like anatomy and physiology are kind of passe,” said Dean of Medicine from Harvard Dr. Richard Penner. “Nowadays…

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