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Anti-GMO advocates shocked to learn organic food industry is “for-profit”

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ST. LOUIS, MI – In a breaking story making headlines across the globe, anti-GMO advocates have reportedly only just now found out that their beloved organic food industry is comprised of for-profit companies. “I’m devastated to be honest,” said Marsha Belanger of March Against Monsanto.…

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Alternative news sites completely reliable, according to study by alternative news sites

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LOS ANGELES, CA – Alternative media and health/science websites are becoming more and more popular as more people become frustrated with the “mainstream” media rhetoric. InfoWars, Natural News and Breitbart News teamed up for a study during the election and found that sites such as theirs were…

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Confused mom honestly believes organic food is healthier, doesn’t use pesticides

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In what scientists are calling “one for the ages”, local mom Cathy O’Brien was shopping for her groceries at Whole Foods and all reports indicate that she truly believes organic food is healthier and that organic crops are never touched by pesticides. “Of course organic…

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Area man dies in tragic skydiving accident after refusing to deploy “non-natural” parachute

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A tragic death that could have been avoided has rocked a small town in rural Mississippi. James Deltmor, a local naturopath and homeopathy salesman, plummeted to his death this weekend after refusing to pull the cord and deploy his parachute. “I knew James a little…

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“Rabies is a harmless puppyhood disease” say anti-vaccine dogs

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Several anti-vaccine dogs issued a statement today saying that they believe rabies is a harmless disease that all puppies need to go through to get natural immunity. “Back in my day we all got rabies, not big deal” said 13 year old Rex. “Now they…

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UN cancels all further action on climate change after internet commenter exposes it as a hoax

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The United Nations announced today that any and all action and/or conferences focusing on climate change will immediately cease. The announcement comes after the UN read several comments on climate change articles on the internet. “Wow, we were way, way off,” said Dr. Chris Eula…

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