A new study issued by the consumer advocacy group Natural is Always Better Inc. (NIABI) claims that GMO apples will still help keep the doctor away, but will also give you cancer. With the release of new non-browning apples as well as reports of watermelon-sized apples on the horizon, the group wanted to make sure […]
Local man Frank Shattenkirk passed away this morning from a malignant brain tumor at the age of 45. Mr. Shattenkirk had forgone conventional medicine in favor of using colloidal silver and getting repeated Reiki treatments. “We’re really not sure what happened to be honest, Mr. Shattenkirk did everything right as far as we can tell,” […]
Oncologist looking forward to getting no credit for patient who leaves chemo 1 session early to "go natural"
PORTLAND, OR – Dr. James Pardy is reportedly looking forward to getting no credit from cancer patient Jenny Carrey, after she refused her last round of chemo and decided to fight cancer “naturally”. Dr. Pardy successfully operated on Carrey last year, removing her entire tumor. Carrey then did several weeks of follow up chemotherapy and […]
VANCOUVER, BC – Area man Ron Hill, 61, died this week from a brain tumor, family and friends confirmed. What makes this case so shocking is that Hill apparently smoked copious amounts of marijuana and used CBD oil in lieu of chemotherapy and surgical removal of the tumor. “It’s a very sad day for the […]
LONDON, UK – A trial for a new vaccine is underway in England and the results are already starting to pour in…and they are not good. “Yes it’s true, all of the participants in the trial have a confirmed diagnosis of cancer,” explained lead researcher Dr. Holly Colloidal. “But the vaccine is expressly used for […]
SANTA FE, NM – In a stunning medical miracle, Rebecca Gomez has reportedly been declared cancer free after only 3 years of conventional treatment and 6 months of positive thinking. “It wasn’t until I started reading about the power of positive thinking this past year that I really started to feel better” said Gomez. “I […]