PORTLAND, OR – James Smith, 33, is furious at his seeming lack of progress in getting his family members to “wake up” and stop being sheeple.
“I really don’t know what else to do at this point,” said Smith. “I’ve shown them proof that vaccines cause autism, proof that the same people who push vaccines were responsible for 9/11, and the same ingredients that are used in vaccines is used in bleach….and nothing.”
According to reports, Smith is planning a slide show for Easter this year which he is hoping will once and for all open the eyes of his brainwashed family.
“James has been going on about this stuff for years,” said James’ mother and roommate, Ruth Smith. “I was kind of hoping he would concentrate more on finding a job, but he spends all of his time on the internet trying to prove he is right about vaccines and the Illuminators, or something like that.”
James is a regular commenter on sites such as Natural News, InfoWars and Dr Tenpenny on Vaccines Facebook page, just to name a few.
“At least the people there get me, get what is really going on in the world,” explained Smith. “I feel so bad for those mindless sheep who get up everyday, go to work, come home to their partner and kids, eat supper, watch tv, have sex…well like, I guess it isn’t ALL bad. But people still need to wake up.”
As of press time, James was up to 48 slides for his Easter presentation.
