Fire hydrant breaks, homeopaths rush to collect “free medicine”

Fire hydrant breaks, homeopaths rush to collect “free medicine”

PHOENIX, AZ – A fire hydrant in a suburb of Phoenix, Arizona burst last night, causing water to come spraying out all over the street. Children ran in excitement and began playing in the water, trying to cool off from the 90 degree weather. However, the children were not the only ones to rush to […]

Aging anti-vaxxer keeps claiming Mercury, not Aluminum, causes autism

Aging anti-vaxxer keeps claiming Mercury, not Aluminum, causes autism

Much to the consternation of younger members of the anti-vaccine movement, Sean Segal, a prominent 80 year-old founder of the modern anti-vaccine movement keeps claiming that the mercury in thiomersal causes autism. Thiomersal was removed from all childhood vaccines over a decade ago, prompting anti-vaccine advocates to shift the blame to other vaccine ingredients. “Look, […]

Outbreak of dysentery continues to spread across Oregon Trail

Outbreak of dysentery continues to spread across Oregon Trail

OREGON – Epidemiologists and doctors are baffled as to why the outbreak of dysentery continues to spread across all parts of the Oregon Trail despite their best efforts. “We have seen thousands of cases with no clear indication that the trend will slow down,” said epidemiologist Dr. Rick Haudas. Dysentery is an infection of the […]

Anti-vaccers stage walkout at Google University

Anti-vaccers stage walkout at Google University

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA – Mommy bloggers, anti-vaccine cult members and natural health advocates the world over are mobilizing a massive student walkout at the Google University over the proposed changes to Google’s new search algorithm. Google is contemplating instituting a new search results model which would rank results by accuracy. This is bad news for […]

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