Woman spends all day searching internet for vaccine stories to embarrass herself in comments

Local anti-vaccer Sheila Doughtry, 41, spends most of her days on the internet searching for.

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NSA confirms everything is a conspiracy, conspiracy theorists not convinced

NEW YORK, NY – The NSA announced today that yes, everything that happens or has.

Hospital to replace doctors with parents who have done their research

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – A large tertiary care center in Sydney, Australia is pulling out all the stops to try and cut their expenses. As of next month, all doctors and nurses currently on staff will be replaced by parents who have done research on the Internet.

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Anti-vaccers petition to have Mercury removed from solar system

CAPE CANAVERAL, FL – In a bold move in the push for scientific illiteracy, anti-vaccine zealots have started an online petition to pressure the universe to remove Mercury from the solar system.

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Merck to add glyphosate to vaccines in huge deal with Monsanto

Pharmaceutical giant Merck announced today that they would be altering the recipe for their vaccines.

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Anti-vaxxers volunteer to help move goalposts at local soccer field

SPOKANE, WA – A local town council was looking for volunteers to help them move.

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