NEW YORK, NY – The NSA announced today that yes, everything that happens or has.
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – A large tertiary care center in Sydney, Australia is pulling out all the stops to try and cut their expenses. As of next month, all doctors and nurses currently on staff will be replaced by parents who have done research on the Internet.
NEWARK, NJ – Local anti-vaccine mother of four, Sharyl Taylor, has lost her fourth.
Pharmaceutical giant Merck announced today that they would be altering the recipe for their vaccines.
CAPE CANAVERAL, FL – In a bold move in the push for scientific illiteracy, anti-vaccine zealots have started an online petition to pressure the universe to remove Mercury from the solar system.
A new study from Yale University revealed today that no one who has ever proclaimed.