Hospital to replace doctors with parents who have done their research

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – A large tertiary care center in Sydney, Australia is pulling out all the stops to try and cut their expenses. As of next month, all doctors and nurses currently on staff will be replaced by parents who have done research on the Internet.

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Mom’s kiss more effective than homeopathy in treating children’s pain

PITTSBURGH, PA – In a new study out of the University of Pittsburgh, researchers discovered that a kiss from mom or dad on a scrape or cut is just as effective as homeopathy for treating pain.

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Chemtrails may protect against vaccine injuries, study finds

PROVIDENCE, RI – In a new study coming out of Brown University, researchers concluded that.

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NSA confirms everything is a conspiracy, conspiracy theorists not convinced

NEW YORK, NY – The NSA announced today that yes, everything that happens or has.

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Anti-vaccer loses fourth child to vaccine preventable disease, thanks God they all avoided autism

  NEWARK, NJ – Local anti-vaccine mother of four, Sharyl Taylor, has lost her fourth.

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Merck to add glyphosate to vaccines in huge deal with Monsanto

Pharmaceutical giant Merck announced today that they would be altering the recipe for their vaccines.