Hospital to replace doctors with parents who have done their research

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – A large tertiary care center in Sydney, Australia is pulling out all the stops to try and cut their expenses. As of next month, all doctors and nurses currently on staff will be replaced by parents who have done research on the Internet.

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Anti-vaccer loses fourth child to vaccine preventable disease, thanks God they all avoided autism

  NEWARK, NJ – Local anti-vaccine mother of four, Sharyl Taylor, has lost her fourth.

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Merck to add glyphosate to vaccines in huge deal with Monsanto

Pharmaceutical giant Merck announced today that they would be altering the recipe for their vaccines.

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Anti-vaccers petition to have Mercury removed from solar system

CAPE CANAVERAL, FL – In a bold move in the push for scientific illiteracy, anti-vaccine zealots have started an online petition to pressure the universe to remove Mercury from the solar system.

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New Study: Anyone who says, “I have done my research on vaccines” has actually never done any research on vaccines

A new study from Yale University revealed today that no one who has ever proclaimed.

Anti-vaccers stage walkout at Google University

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA – Mommy bloggers, anti-vaccine cult members and natural health advocates the world.