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Area man forced to bring child to doctor after anti-vaccine Facebook group can’t give him diagnosis

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FAIRMONT, MA – Mark Webber, father of 4 year old Mackenzie Webber, was forced to take drastic action this past week and bring his daughter to see a Big Pharma controlled doctor.   “She had been coughing with a pretty high fever and a really…

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Trump displaying classic symptoms of rabies, infectious disease experts say

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WASHINGTON, DC – A growing number of infectious disease experts are worried that President Donald Trump is displaying all the classic signs of a rabies infection. “Mr. Trump is showing signs of extreme agitation, anxiety and confusion,” said Dr. Frank Sarivall of the CDC. “Another…

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Anti-vaccers petition to have Mercury removed from solar system

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CAPE CANAVERAL, FL – In a bold move in the push for scientific illiteracy, anti-vaccine zealots have started an online petition to pressure the universe to remove Mercury from the solar system.

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Hospital to replace doctors with parents who have done their research

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SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – A large tertiary care center in Sydney, Australia is pulling out all the stops to try and cut their expenses. As of next month, all doctors and nurses currently on staff will be replaced by parents who have done research on the Internet.

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A Science Post reporter shrinks down, goes inside the brain of an anti-vaccer

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Using advanced shrinking technology, one brave reporter from The Science Post shrunk down and ventured into the mind and brain of an anti-vaccer to try and find out what goes on in there. The reporter, who shall remain nameless for their own protection, volunteered for the…

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Trump to replace Obamacare with Trumpacare, promising free health care for all

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NEW YORK, NY – President-elect Donald Trump has announced that he will be doing away with Obamacare and instead replacing it with Trumpacare, a new system which he says will provide better health coverage to Americans. “Obamacare is terrible, okay, and I’m here to make…

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