Breaking: Anti-vaccers are actually paid Pharma Shills

In what is sure to send shockwaves through both the pro-vaccine/pro-science side of the non-existent.

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World Health Organization classifies David Avocado Wolfe as ‘probably carcinogenic’

GENEVA – The World Health Organization (WHO) has officially classified David “Avocado” Wolfe as ‘probably carcinogenic’. Wolfe joins the growing list which recently added red meat and being a hairdresser to the long list of chemicals, foods and jobs.

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Local cherry orchard only hires anti-vaccers, production increases by 340%

CRANBROOK, BC – A British Columbia cherry orchard has been using the unusual method of.

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Peer reviewed studies soon to be replaced by CAPS LOCK

NEW HAVEN, CT – In a statement released today from both the Cochrane Group and.

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Anti-vaccine mom blames vaccines after son sprains ankle playing soccer

CHICAGO, IL – Mary Saunders, 32 year-old mother of Sean Saunders, had her son vaccinated.

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CDC scientist admits some vaccine ingredients can be toxic at high enough doses, especially Dihydrogen monoxide

ATLANTA, GA – The US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) made a shocking.

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