NEW YORK, NY – The NSA announced today that yes, everything that happens or has.
GENEVA – The World Health Organization (WHO) has officially classified David “Avocado” Wolfe as ‘probably carcinogenic’. Wolfe joins the growing list which recently added red meat and being a hairdresser to the long list of chemicals, foods and jobs.
LOS ANGELES, CA – Mattel announced a new line of Barbies today to much fanfare.
RASH, WA – In an unprecedented move this week, Measles has reportedly sent delicious gluten-free.