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Anti-vaccine mom blames vaccines after son sprains ankle playing soccer

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CHICAGO, IL – Mary Saunders, 32 year-old mother of Sean Saunders, had her son vaccinated before she had an internet connection and learned the true dangers of vaccines. This past weekend Sean was playing soccer with his little tikes team The Dragons, when Sean stepped…

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Anti-vaccine former doctor Andrew Wakefield accidentally blocks himself on Twitter

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Former doctor Andrew Wakefield, the darling of the anti-vaccine and anti-science movement, is known for blocking people who present facts about vaccines on Twitter; according to reports, he accidentally blocked himself yesterday after reading some of his own tweets. “I was reading some tweets I…

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Mattel introduces new line of anti-vaccine Barbies complete with viruses and bacteria

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LOS ANGELES, CA – Mattel announced a new line of Barbies today to much fanfare among conspiracy theorists: the anti-vaccine Barbie. There will be 4 dolls in total: Measles Barbie, Mumps Barbie, Rubella Barbie and Polio Barbie (complete with wheelchair). “We are really hoping to…

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Woman wakes up after 20 year coma, reads news, asks to go back in coma

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NEW YORK, NY – Area woman Janet Hutton, 53, finally awoke from a nearly 20 year coma to the delight and celebration of both doctors and family. Unfortunately, soon after she woke up, he was given a laptop to catch up on the worlds news. He…

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A Science Post reporter shrinks down, goes inside the brain of an anti-vaccer

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Using advanced shrinking technology, one brave reporter from The Science Post shrunk down and ventured into the mind and brain of an anti-vaccer to try and find out what goes on in there. The reporter, who shall remain nameless for their own protection, volunteered for the…

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Trump to replace Obamacare with Trumpacare, promising free health care for all

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NEW YORK, NY – President-elect Donald Trump has announced that he will be doing away with Obamacare and instead replacing it with Trumpacare, a new system which he says will provide better health coverage to Americans. “Obamacare is terrible, okay, and I’m here to make…

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