Tag: cdc vaccines

measles outbreak
  • News
    • Measles really overwhelmed that so many people are giving it a second chance

    Measles released a statement today praising the stupidity of humankind for giving them a second.

    April 22, 2019
    science, health, satire, vaccines.
  • Vaccines
    • Anti-vaccer demands new car have brakes removed

    LOS ANGELES, CA – Local anti-vaccine cult member Heather Murray recently attempted to purchase a.

    April 15, 2019
    science, health, satire, vaccines.
  • Vaccines
    • CDC quietly admits vaccines cause antibodies

    ATLANTA, GA – Fresh on the heals of the SB277 ordeal and the CDC whistleblower.

    April 4, 2019
    Science, Vaccines, Med School, Satire
  • News
    • Peer reviewed studies soon to be replaced by CAPS LOCK

    NEW HAVEN, CT – In a statement released today from both the Cochrane Group and.

    April 4, 2019
    Science, Vaccines, Med School, Satire
  • Conspiracy
    • NSA confirms everything is a conspiracy, conspiracy theorists not convinced

    NEW YORK, NY – The NSA announced today that yes, everything that happens or has.

    April 4, 2019
    Science, Vaccines, Med School, Satire
  • News
    • Why some parents are choosing to delay or skip vaccinations for their children

    A growing amount of parents are delaying or even skipping vaccines for their children altogether,.

    March 4, 2019
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