Tag: cdc vaccines
CDC releases new list of anti-vaccine side effects: Dunning-Kruger, verbal diarrhea top list
ATLANTA, GA – The CDC released a new and updated list of possible side effects for.
Woman spends all day searching internet for vaccine stories to embarrass herself in comments
Local anti-vaccer Sheila Doughtry, 41, spends most of her days on the internet searching for.
NSA confirms everything is a conspiracy, conspiracy theorists not convinced
NEW YORK, NY – The NSA announced today that yes, everything that happens or has.
Hospital to replace doctors with parents who have done their research
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – A large tertiary care center in Sydney, Australia is pulling out all the stops to try and cut their expenses. As of next month, all doctors and nurses currently on staff will be replaced by parents who have done research on the Internet.
Anti-vaccers petition to have Mercury removed from solar system
CAPE CANAVERAL, FL – In a bold move in the push for scientific illiteracy, anti-vaccine zealots have started an online petition to pressure the universe to remove Mercury from the solar system.
CDC releases new list of vaccine side effects: old age, grey hair, top list
ATLANTA, GA – The CDC released a new and updated list of possible side effects for.