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Anti-vaccers petition to have Mercury removed from solar system

CAPE CANAVERAL, FL – In a bold move in the push for scientific illiteracy, anti-vaccine zealots have started an online petition to pressure the universe to remove Mercury from the solar system.

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Peer reviewed studies soon to be replaced by CAPS LOCK

NEW HAVEN, CT – In a statement released today from both the Cochrane Group and.

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Mom’s kiss more effective than homeopathy in treating children’s pain

PITTSBURGH, PA – In a new study out of the University of Pittsburgh, researchers discovered that a kiss from mom or dad on a scrape or cut is just as effective as homeopathy for treating pain.

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Fire hydrant breaks, homeopaths rush to collect “free medicine”

PHOENIX, AZ – A fire hydrant in a suburb of Phoenix, Arizona burst last night,.

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Local cherry orchard only hires anti-vaccers, production increases by 340%

CRANBROOK, BC – A British Columbia cherry orchard has been using the unusual method of.

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Anti-vaccer loses fourth child to vaccine preventable disease, thanks God they all avoided autism

  NEWARK, NJ – Local anti-vaccine mother of four, Sharyl Taylor, has lost her fourth.

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