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Doctor goes 5 years before realizing female surgeon colleague is not a nurse

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NEW YORK, NY – Columbia Medical Center’s head of general surgery, Dr. Mark Jessom, is considered by many to be one of the top surgeons in the entire country. He has worked closely with several other gifted surgeons and recently found out he has been…

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Harry Potter Universe more factual than world Piers Morgan lives in, scientists say

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In a breaking news release from The Daily Prophet earlier today, scientists concluded that the world of Harry Potter is actually more factual and realistic than the world Piers Morgan lives in. “When looking at Mr. Morgan’s canon of work, it is clear he lives…

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World Health Organization classifies Monsanto’s dihydrogen monoxide as “probably carcinogenic”

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SWITZERLAND – The World Health Organization struck a huge blow against Monsanto today when they classified one of their most used chemicals, dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO), as “probably carcinogenic.” “Monsanto uses this chemical in almost everything they make and studies show that if humans consume too…

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Guest Post: Will driverless cars change our lives for the better?

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Driverless cars are all the rage: Tesla’s autopilot is the perfect way to get through that mindless traffic during your commute, and Google has started a brand new company to handle all of their self-driving car technologies. Even Uber has gotten into the game with…

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Pro-vaccer bullies anti-vaccer by asking for proof of claims and citing peer-reviewed studies

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PALO ALTO, CA – Pro-vaccine advocates are known for being bullies, especially when dealing with anti-vaccine advocates who make claims about the dangers of vaccines. “All I said was that vaccines are full of toxins and that it is a FACT that they are causing…

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Breaking: Scientists discover cure for cancer, rejected by many for containing "chemicals"

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NEW HAVEN, CT – In a breaking story that is sure to make headlines across the globe, the research team led by Dr. Frederick Martin have reportedly found the cure for cancer. While the team has not officially released all the details of the cure…

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