Tag: News
North Carolina to make Flying Spaghetti Monster education mandatory
In a startling turn of events, North Carolina legislators have handed down a law making.
Man throws arms in air, waves them like he cares
A man in Spokane, Washington caused quite a stir this week when he was seen.
Gluten-free, anti-vaccine, chemtrail believing, anti-GMO natural mom wins award
LOS ANGELES, CA – The first annual Mommy Awards were held this past weekend in.
World Health Organization classifies David Avocado Wolfe as ‘probably carcinogenic’
GENEVA – The World Health Organization (WHO) has officially classified David “Avocado” Wolfe as ‘probably carcinogenic’. Wolfe joins the growing list which recently added red meat and being a hairdresser to the long list of chemicals, foods and jobs.
Outbreak of dysentery continues to spread across Oregon Trail
OREGON – Epidemiologists and doctors are baffled as to why the outbreak of dysentery continues.
Outbreak of Dunning Kruger Disease spreads to all 50 states
The CDC and FDA have confirmed that there are now over 5 million confirmed cases.