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Gluten-free, anti-vaccine, chemtrail believing, anti-GMO natural mom wins award
LOS ANGELES, CA – The first annual Mommy Awards were held this past weekend in.
World Health Organization classifies David Avocado Wolfe as ‘probably carcinogenic’
GENEVA – The World Health Organization (WHO) has officially classified David “Avocado” Wolfe as ‘probably carcinogenic’. Wolfe joins the growing list which recently added red meat and being a hairdresser to the long list of chemicals, foods and jobs.
Outbreak of dysentery continues to spread across Oregon Trail
OREGON – Epidemiologists and doctors are baffled as to why the outbreak of dysentery continues.
Outbreak of Dunning Kruger Disease spreads to all 50 states
The CDC and FDA have confirmed that there are now over 5 million confirmed cases.
Naturopath gets in over his head when pilot asks if anyone on board is a doctor
PHOENIX, AZ – On a recent flight from Washington to Phoenix, naturopath Josh Axxe jumped.
Anti-vaccers petition to have Mercury removed from solar system
CAPE CANAVERAL, FL – In a bold move in the push for scientific illiteracy, anti-vaccine zealots have started an online petition to pressure the universe to remove Mercury from the solar system.