Tag: News
Outbreak of Dunning Kruger Disease spreads to all 50 states
The CDC and FDA have confirmed that there are now over 5 million confirmed cases.
Alternative news sites completely reliable, according to study by alternative news sites
LOS ANGELES, CA – Alternative media and health/science websites are becoming more and more popular.
Study: 70% of Facebook users only read the headline of science stories before commenting
NEW YORK, NY – A recent study showed that 70% of people actually never.
Biologists observe Anti-Vaccers making tools, solving simple problems at area Zoo
SAN DIEGO, CA – Researchers at the San Diego Zoo observed some exciting behavior from.
World Health Organization classifies David Avocado Wolfe as ‘probably carcinogenic’
GENEVA – The World Health Organization (WHO) has officially classified David “Avocado” Wolfe as ‘probably carcinogenic’. Wolfe joins the growing list which recently added red meat and being a hairdresser to the long list of chemicals, foods and jobs.
Anti-vaccers petition to have Mercury removed from solar system
CAPE CANAVERAL, FL – In a bold move in the push for scientific illiteracy, anti-vaccine zealots have started an online petition to pressure the universe to remove Mercury from the solar system.