LOS ANGELES, CA – The first annual Mommy Awards were held this past weekend in.
GENEVA – The World Health Organization (WHO) has officially classified David “Avocado” Wolfe as ‘probably carcinogenic’. Wolfe joins the growing list which recently added red meat and being a hairdresser to the long list of chemicals, foods and jobs.
OREGON – Epidemiologists and doctors are baffled as to why the outbreak of dysentery continues.
The CDC and FDA have confirmed that there are now over 5 million confirmed cases.
PHOENIX, AZ – On a recent flight from Washington to Phoenix, naturopath Josh Axxe jumped.
CAPE CANAVERAL, FL – In a bold move in the push for scientific illiteracy, anti-vaccine zealots have started an online petition to pressure the universe to remove Mercury from the solar system.