Outbreak of dysentery continues to spread across Oregon Trail

Outbreak of dysentery continues to spread across Oregon Trail

OREGON – Epidemiologists and doctors are baffled as to why the outbreak of dysentery continues to spread across all parts of the Oregon Trail despite their best efforts. “We have seen thousands of cases with no clear indication that the trend will slow down,” said epidemiologist Dr. Rick Haudas. Dysentery is an infection of the […]

Outbreak of Dunning Kruger Disease spreads to all 50 states

Outbreak of Dunning Kruger Disease spreads to all 50 states

The CDC and FDA have confirmed that there are now over 5 million confirmed cases of Dunning-Kruger Disease (DKD), with all 50 states reporting cases. “We regret to announce that all 50 states are now reporting several cases of DKD” said CDC epidemiologist Mark Webber. “DKD is characterized as expressing or believing that one has […]

Report: Epidemiologist the sexiest medical profession, homeopath dead last

Report: Epidemiologist the sexiest medical profession, homeopath dead last

In a recent report issued by the American Medical Association, Epidemiologist is the run away winner for sexiest medical profession. Rounding out the top 5 were Nurse, Neurologist, Surgeon and Pediatrician. “We looked at several different variables” said the AMA’s Dr. Douglas Howser. “And in every category, Epidemiologist came out on top. They are a […]

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