In a startling turn of events, North Carolina legislators have handed down a law making.
LOS ANGELES, CA – The first annual Mommy Awards were held this past weekend in.
GENEVA – The World Health Organization (WHO) has officially classified David “Avocado” Wolfe as ‘probably carcinogenic’. Wolfe joins the growing list which recently added red meat and being a hairdresser to the long list of chemicals, foods and jobs.
OREGON – Epidemiologists and doctors are baffled as to why the outbreak of dysentery continues.
The CDC and FDA have confirmed that there are now over 5 million confirmed cases.