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Outbreak of Dunning Kruger Disease spreads to all 50 states
The CDC and FDA have confirmed that there are now over 5 million confirmed cases.
Study: 70% of Facebook users only read the headline of science stories before commenting
NEW YORK, NY – A recent study showed that 70% of people actually never.
Biologists observe Anti-Vaccers making tools, solving simple problems at area Zoo
SAN DIEGO, CA – Researchers at the San Diego Zoo observed some exciting behavior from.
World Health Organization classifies David Avocado Wolfe as ‘probably carcinogenic’
GENEVA – The World Health Organization (WHO) has officially classified David “Avocado” Wolfe as ‘probably carcinogenic’. Wolfe joins the growing list which recently added red meat and being a hairdresser to the long list of chemicals, foods and jobs.
Anti-vaccers petition to have Mercury removed from solar system
CAPE CANAVERAL, FL – In a bold move in the push for scientific illiteracy, anti-vaccine zealots have started an online petition to pressure the universe to remove Mercury from the solar system.
Nation prepares to struggle with parent’s wifi passwords this holiday season
As people across the country are heading home for the holidays, they are preparing for.