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Biologists observe Anti-Vaccers making tools, solving simple problems at area Zoo
SAN DIEGO, CA – Researchers at the San Diego Zoo observed some exciting behavior from.
World Health Organization classifies Monsanto’s dihydrogen monoxide as “probably carcinogenic”
SWITZERLAND – The World Health Organization struck a huge blow against Monsanto today when they.
Jordan Peterson refuses to call students by their preferred names
TORONTO – Professor Jordan Peterson is in hot water again after refusing to call students.
World Health Organization classifies David Avocado Wolfe as ‘probably carcinogenic’
GENEVA – The World Health Organization (WHO) has officially classified David “Avocado” Wolfe as ‘probably carcinogenic’. Wolfe joins the growing list which recently added red meat and being a hairdresser to the long list of chemicals, foods and jobs.
Outbreak of Dunning Kruger Disease spreads to all 50 states
The CDC and FDA have confirmed that there are now over 5 million confirmed cases.
Anti-vaccers petition to have Mercury removed from solar system
CAPE CANAVERAL, FL – In a bold move in the push for scientific illiteracy, anti-vaccine zealots have started an online petition to pressure the universe to remove Mercury from the solar system.