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Study: 70% of Facebook users only read the headline of science stories before commenting

  NEW YORK, NY – A recent study showed that 70% of people actually never.

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World Health Organization classifies David Avocado Wolfe as ‘probably carcinogenic’

GENEVA – The World Health Organization (WHO) has officially classified David “Avocado” Wolfe as ‘probably carcinogenic’. Wolfe joins the growing list which recently added red meat and being a hairdresser to the long list of chemicals, foods and jobs.

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Nation prepares to struggle with parent’s wifi passwords this holiday season

As people across the country are heading home for the holidays, they are preparing for.

US Democracy admitted to ICU in critical condition

WASHINGTON, DC – The United States Democracy has been admitted to the intensive care unit.

Report: Over 95% of all terrorists have had at least 1 vaccine in their lifetime

SYRIA – In a shocking revelation today it was announced that over 95% of all.

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North Carolina to make Flying Spaghetti Monster education mandatory

In a startling turn of events, North Carolina legislators have handed down a law making.

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