Tag: News
Study: 70% of Facebook users only read the headline of science stories before commenting
NEW YORK, NY – A recent study showed that 70% of people actually never.
World Health Organization classifies David Avocado Wolfe as ‘probably carcinogenic’
GENEVA – The World Health Organization (WHO) has officially classified David “Avocado” Wolfe as ‘probably carcinogenic’. Wolfe joins the growing list which recently added red meat and being a hairdresser to the long list of chemicals, foods and jobs.
Nation prepares to struggle with parent’s wifi passwords this holiday season
As people across the country are heading home for the holidays, they are preparing for.
US Democracy admitted to ICU in critical condition
WASHINGTON, DC – The United States Democracy has been admitted to the intensive care unit.
Report: Over 95% of all terrorists have had at least 1 vaccine in their lifetime
SYRIA – In a shocking revelation today it was announced that over 95% of all.
North Carolina to make Flying Spaghetti Monster education mandatory
In a startling turn of events, North Carolina legislators have handed down a law making.