Tag: News
Nation prepares to struggle with parent’s wifi passwords this holiday season
As people across the country are heading home for the holidays, they are preparing for.
US Democracy admitted to ICU in critical condition
WASHINGTON, DC – The United States Democracy has been admitted to the intensive care unit.
Report: Over 95% of all terrorists have had at least 1 vaccine in their lifetime
SYRIA – In a shocking revelation today it was announced that over 95% of all.
North Carolina to make Flying Spaghetti Monster education mandatory
In a startling turn of events, North Carolina legislators have handed down a law making.
World Health Organization classifies Monsanto’s dihydrogen monoxide as “probably carcinogenic”
SWITZERLAND – The World Health Organization struck a huge blow against Monsanto today when they.
Man throws arms in air, waves them like he cares
A man in Spokane, Washington caused quite a stir this week when he was seen.