Tag: News
  • News
    • US Democracy admitted to ICU in critical condition

    WASHINGTON, DC – The United States Democracy has been admitted to the intensive care unit.

    December 6, 2017
  • Vaccines
    • Report: Over 95% of all terrorists have had at least 1 vaccine in their lifetime

    SYRIA – In a shocking revelation today it was announced that over 95% of all.

    November 5, 2017
    Flying Spaghetti Monster
  • News
    • North Carolina to make Flying Spaghetti Monster education mandatory

    In a startling turn of events, North Carolina legislators have handed down a law making.

    September 28, 2017
    science, health, satire, vaccines.
  • News
    • Man throws arms in air, waves them like he cares

    A man in Spokane, Washington caused quite a stir this week when he was seen.

    September 28, 2017
    breastfeeding in public
  • News
    • Gluten-free, anti-vaccine, chemtrail believing, anti-GMO natural mom wins award

    LOS ANGELES, CA – The first annual Mommy Awards were held this past weekend in.

    July 27, 2017
  • News
    • Outbreak of dysentery continues to spread across Oregon Trail

    OREGON – Epidemiologists and doctors are baffled as to why the outbreak of dysentery continues.

    June 3, 2017
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