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US Democracy admitted to ICU in critical condition
WASHINGTON, DC – The United States Democracy has been admitted to the intensive care unit.
Report: Over 95% of all terrorists have had at least 1 vaccine in their lifetime
SYRIA – In a shocking revelation today it was announced that over 95% of all.
North Carolina to make Flying Spaghetti Monster education mandatory
In a startling turn of events, North Carolina legislators have handed down a law making.
Man throws arms in air, waves them like he cares
A man in Spokane, Washington caused quite a stir this week when he was seen.
Gluten-free, anti-vaccine, chemtrail believing, anti-GMO natural mom wins award
LOS ANGELES, CA – The first annual Mommy Awards were held this past weekend in.
Outbreak of dysentery continues to spread across Oregon Trail
OREGON – Epidemiologists and doctors are baffled as to why the outbreak of dysentery continues.