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World Health Organization classifies David Avocado Wolfe as ‘probably carcinogenic’

GENEVA – The World Health Organization (WHO) has officially classified David “Avocado” Wolfe as ‘probably carcinogenic’. Wolfe joins the growing list which recently added red meat and being a hairdresser to the long list of chemicals, foods and jobs.

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Mom bravely makes it through entire lunch with son’s new anti-vaccine, naturopath girlfriend

DES MOINES, IA – Betty Zito, mom to Brandon Zito, was able to grin and.

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Naturopaths, chiropractors still believe they are actual doctors, study finds

A new study in the British Medical Journal (BMJ), found that a whopping 98% of.

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Fire hydrant breaks, homeopaths rush to collect “free medicine”

PHOENIX, AZ – A fire hydrant in a suburb of Phoenix, Arizona burst last night,.

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Breaking: Homeopath overdoses in horrible drowning accident

In a cruel twist of fate a local homeopathic “doctor” has drowned at his summer.

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Women diagnosed via Google with Chronic Lyme and Morgellons Disease, essential oils now only hope

SAN JOSE, CA – Things just keep getting worse for Nancy Ballmer, 44, who was.