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Pretentious, gluten-free, anti-GMO daughter devours gluten-filled, GMO supper and doesn’t notice

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FRESNO, CA – Becky Haskell was back from college for the Thanksgiving holiday and was happy to sit down with her family for a delicious turkey dinner. She did, however, have some concerns. “I told my whole family that I no longer eat gluten or…

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American Society of Complimentary and Alternative Medicine (A SCAM) ranks top 10 achievements in medical history

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The American Society of Complimentary and Alternative Medicine (A SCAM) came out with their list of the top 10 achievements in medical history. The list differs significantly from other lists with things like vaccines, anesthesia, hand hygiene, etc. conspicuously absent from the list.   Tumeric – The…

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Dr. Oz’s urine worth an estimated $50 per fluid ounce

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NEW YORK, NY – Everyone’s favorite doctor, Dr. Oz, may have another feather to put in his cap as researchers have estimated his urine may be worth as much as $50 per fluid ounce. “We know Dr. Oz takes at least 30 vitamin and mineral…

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Company can’t believe people are actually buying their “organic, gluten-free, non-GMO” bottled water

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SAN JOSE, CA – A small American bottled water company, Freedom Springs, is having trouble keeping up with the demand for its latest organic, gluten-free and non-GMO water: “H2Love” “We kind of made it as a joke to be honest,” said Greg Laffradi, CEO. “We were trying to…

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California mom crushed to learn Glyphosate unlikely to cause cancer

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LOS ANGELES, CA – A California mom is furious this week after experts from the World Health Organization and the U.N.’s Food and Agriculture Organization announced that glyphosate (widely known as the popular weed killer, RoundUp), is “unlikely to pose a carcinogenic risk to humans from…

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More and more gluten switching to human-free diet, report shows

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LOS ANGELES, CA – A new report suggests that more and more glutens are switching to a lifestyle which is human-free. In the past, gluten has only avoided those with celiac disease, but the trend is to now go completely human-free. “This is just a…

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