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Company can’t believe people are actually buying their “organic, gluten-free, non-GMO” bottled water

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SAN JOSE, CA – A small American bottled water company, Freedom Springs, is having trouble keeping up with the demand for its latest organic, gluten-free and non-GMO water: “H2Love”

“We kind of made it as a joke to be honest,” said Greg Laffradi, CEO. “We were trying to come up with some marketing ideas and all kind of laughed when someone mentioned that technically our products are all organic, and both GMO and gluten free.”

According to Laffradi, they have sold over 100,000 units in the last two months alone, mostly in California.


sunglasses-635269_640 “It’s the healthiest water I’ve ever had.” – Carol Beckett, water drinker.
gent “Best 16 dollars I ever spent.”Brad Thorburn, frat guy.
Attkisson I love the fact that there are no chemicals in it.”Sharyl Attkisson, former semi-respected journalist.


You can look for the latest health fad to blow your money on at your local Whole Foods.


  • Richard

    Technically, of course, water is NOT organic… pure water contains NO carbon, thus is actually “100% Organic Free”.. potentially another marketing angle to those of us not convinced of the benefits of “100% Organic”……?