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CDC to roll out new HIBRVMMRVDTaPHepAHPV vaccine next fall

ATLANTA, GA – The CDC has made a big announcement today, confirming the rumors of a new, super vaccine.

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Doctor recalls his greatest day on the job: ‘The day I forgot my pager’

BOSTON, MA – Dr. Benjamin Kent is a general surgeon at Massachusetts General Hospital in Boston. He recently sat down with The Science Post and recalled the greatest day he has ever had as a doctor.

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Alternative medical healers hold annual meeting to invent new diseases, cures

MIAMI, FL – In the sun and sand of Miami, Florida the who’s who of alternative medical healers held their annual meeting to create new diseases and condiions and of course new ways to cure them. The 3 day conference also focused on which vaccine ingredients to blame for autism and other conditions, the best fluoride-removal sysytems to sell on your website and how to convince people that oxygen and water are worth paying for.

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Anti-vaccers set to make record number of alternative doctors millionaires in 2016

LOS ANGELES, CA – According to sources at Forbes, anti-vaccine advocates will make an estimated 39 new millionaires in America this year by refusing to get vaccinated and instead buying unproven alternative health products.

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Doctors warn against overprescribing of drugs, Illuminati not happy about it

NEW YORK, NY – The American Association of Physicians and Surgeons issued a warning to its members today to be vigilant when prescribing things like SSRIs, Proton Pump Inhibitors and antibiotics to patients.

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Science denial now 5th leading cause of death in the US

WASHINGTON, DC – A new report released today by the US Department of Health and Research showed that science denial and illiteracy is now the fifth leading cause of death in the country.