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Anti-batters want aluminum bats banned from little league citing autism concerns

LOS ANGELES, CA – Parents of little league children across the USA are protesting the.

science, health, satire, vaccines.
Quantum Homeomagnetic Immunoreflexology

“I wasn’t even aware that I had a quantum homeomagnetic field. Now, after only 16 treatment sessions, I am totally in touch with it.”

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Unvaccinated child rushed to emergency room; parents demand he be seen first

TORONTO, ON – An unvaccinated child was rushed to the emergency room in Toronto, Ontario,.

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Sentences that start with "studies show" usually followed by bullshit, study shows

A recent study in the Journal of Studying Studies, concluded that sentences which start with “studies show” tend to be followed by inaccurate information.

Science, Vaccines, Med School, Satire
Anti-vaccers set to make record number of alternative doctors millionaires in 2016

LOS ANGELES, CA – According to sources at Forbes, anti-vaccine advocates will make an estimated 39 new millionaires in America this year by refusing to get vaccinated and instead buying unproven alternative health products.

Science, Vaccines, Med School, Satire
Alt med practitioners much quicker to solve Zika crisis than mainstream doctors

LOS ANGELES, CA – While the CDC and WHO announced that it may take months to get the answer behind the apparent link between Zika virus and microcephaly in Brazil, alternative medicine practitioners announced that they have already solved the case and are now offering cures.